Sam Clarkson

@soccer_slammers @SouthernGeordie

• RING NAME: Steve Bruce • NICKNAME: The Bruiser • SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: The Sack Attack - Attacking the opponent from behind, putting a sack over their head, and then hitting them with a low blow.

@TheLondonMags @SouthernGeordie 👀

🚨 Ok #nufc… Set your alarms ⏰ @TheLondonMags present: ⚫️ A Geordie Village in KingsX ✅ ⚪️ 10+ toon friendly bars on the route to Wembley WITH match on ✅ ⚫️ A LDN map 🗺 w/ toon events ✅ ⚪️ AND… THE GEORDIE DOME 👇 *ANNOUNCES FRIDAY LUNCHTIME*

@JonnyGabriel @SouthernGeordie

@fun88eng @NUFC Joe Willock

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for Crystal Palace vs @NUFC next weekend. To enter: ➡️ follow @fun88eng ⬇️ tell us the name of the first #NUFC goalscorer in the game against Spurs on Sunday Winner announced Sunday night ⚫️⚪️

@YGVassilakis @SouthernGeordie

Delighted to be dubbing Alan Partridge into French, Spanish, Italian and Greek, for wholly legitimate and authentic reasons 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇷

@SouthernGeordie @LeeDForster HAHA!

@LeeDForster @clarksons

This is literally the most glorious 2 minutes and 20 seconds of footage currently available on the internet. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ twitter.com/ScottyT9804/st…

@undertaker @LCFC @SouthernGeordie

Digging holes and scoring goals... @LCFC ⚱️🦊

@PeteGravesTV @NUFC360 @SkySportsNews @SouthernGeordie 🙄

Sources have told @SkySportsNews that Mauricio Pochettino is the number one manager target for #nufc next season, should the Saudi backed consortium complete their takeover. Full details including further details on finances etc to come on SSN today. Stay tuned...

@SouthernGeordie @swearimnotpaul Silly season starting ahead of schedule

@swearimnotpaul @clarksons 😮

Newcastle have made contact with Philippe Coutinho’s agents, according to Sport. #NUFC #FCBayern #Barca

@BGlaister1 ST made your top 5! Pleased with that!!

I’ll have to watch Mindhunter. Already watched the first four on this list, all brilliant and Faisal even has them in the right order!! #Netflix

@FantasyChampMan Morning, sorry to add to the list but I haven’t received mine either

People missing spreadsheets: We've done loads tonight but it's 3.20am and we couldn't get through them all. Will do the rest Tuesday. If you signed up before yesterday, don't have sheet *and haven't already told us* please add your name on thread below. It's coming!

@FantasyChampMan Nothing here I’m afraid, can’t wait to get going

The official *I haven't received my sheet yet* thread. Here's what to do: 1. Don't sign up again, you will take someone else's space. 2. Check spam for email. 3. Once spam check complete, comment below. We will get in touch tomorrow via Twitter to make sure you have your sheet.

Allan Saint-Maximin 2020 - Skills at Home Challenge | HD

@SouthernGeordie @HLTCO @NetflixUK It would be mad not to

@HLTCO @NetflixUK @clarksons

Petition for @NetflixUK to make all 419 episodes of Sky One's Dream Team available. Karl Fletcher and co. need to be brought to a new generation.

When you remember that you're a Geordie before sleeping #NEWSOU #Win #GoodNight

The purest of reactions! Use #MOTDx and tell us which club legend would make you feel how @samfendermusic felt when @alanshearer turned up? Watch the full thing TONIGHT! 23:15 on @BBCTwo & @BBCiPlayer #NUFC

@ThePoke Z

Your captions please! #MelaniaLovesTrudeau

Follow & RT to win a pair of tickets to Tottenham vs @NUFC on Sunday 25th August! We’ll announce one lucky winner later this week 🙌 #NUFC #Spurs #PremierLeague