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Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants or beggars.

Santas Workshop Se unió Haziran 2014
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I’ll never pin a tweet
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@OKWildlifeDept Can I be like you when I grow big and strong?
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johnny maga@johnnymaga·
Just 4 months ago in LA County, Trump spoke about the need for California to send more water downstate: "You have so much water...you could revert water up into the Hills, where you have all the dead forests...the land would be damp—and you'd stop many of these horrible fires."
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@_mackenzxe Why would you push your car when you could just drive it
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@ayeejuju Imagine throwing daughters suicide between 8 inches and thick and a 6 minute mile
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juju 💰@ayeejuju·
second hand embarrassment
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Meninist@MeninistTweet·
Schefter and Rapoport today
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Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
New RB homes: 🏈Derrick Henry, Ravens 🏈Aaron Jones, Vikings 🏈Joe Mixon, Texans 🏈Zach Moss, Bengals 🏈Saquon Barkley: Eagles 🏈Josh Jacobs: Packers 🏈Austin Ekeler: Commanders 🏈Tony Pollard: Titans 🏈D’Andre Swift: Bears 🏈Devin Singletary: Giants 🏈Gus Edwards: Chargers 🏈Antonio Gibson: Patriots
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

Free-agent Derrick Henry is signing a two-year, $16 million deal worth up to $20 million, including $9 million fully guaranteed in the first year with the Baltimore Ravens, sources tell ESPN.

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carter@cpatterson___·
Usher up there sweating like he’s been playing in the dang super bowl
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Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
From Dallas to D.C.: the Commanders are hiring Cowboys defensive coordinator Dan Quinn as their head coach, per league sources. Quinn and Commanders’ GM Adam Peters are the two men now charged with leading Washington into the future.
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OverSimplified@over_simplified·
Hey everyone, sorry I've been out of action for a year. That's what I get for letting Tom Scott swing me around on an excavator. Anyway, I'll start making the new video now. It's a 3-parter but I should get part 1 and 2 finished today. In the meantime, watch this.
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@amphlux @Alphafox78 My grandpa asked me and my cousin to do the same thing but we shot the fish with bows and bb guns
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Amphlux.ye@amphlux·
@Alphafox78 Went with my dad to my grandparents farm. They tasked us with culling the perch in their pond, as they had taken over. It was super fun casting a line and catching a fish within a minute or two, usually seconds...felt bad about tossing them on the bank to die, but we had too...
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Justin Jefferson fantasy owners rn
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Dillon Gabriel@_dillongabriel_·
Thank you Oklahoma ❤️
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“Lets push, they’re bots”
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I will be at peak happiness once i see Carrie Underwood on Sunday nigh football
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HasbullaHive 🐐@HasbullaHive·
This was Hasbulla 12 years ago and 1 year ago. . .
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carter@cpatterson___·
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 9 year of bad jokes and terrible puns
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