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Chris👾☄️

@ctbright02

24 NYC 🇺🇦🇵🇸

Se unió Şubat 2017
770 Siguiendo211 Seguidores
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
I’m leaving this app. Too many idiots on here. Goodbye.
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
How I perceive age: 13: 12 14-17: 12 18: 13 19: 13 20: 13 21: 21 22: 22 Etc.
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
I’m such a New Yorker id sooner fly a helicopter from point A to B instead of driving a car.
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A mix of alcoholism and poorly done Botox procedures
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Mamdani: To be told a city-run grocery store is implausible, but $500 million/day to kill people in Iran & Lebanon is necessary, speaks to a broken politics.
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
@JeauxDirtee @unusual_whales It takes like 3 rounds of interviews just to land a basic retail job these days you’re clearly very out of touch with reality. Also, jobs notoriously have no interest in training anyone these days. You literally have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Eric@JeauxDirtee·
@unusual_whales That’s bc they’re lazy and want a perfect situation. There’s service industry, and manual labor jobs available everywhere and willing to train. Mfs just want bankers hours and pay without doing shit.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
80% of unemployed Americans are struggling to find the motivation to continue their job search, per NYP.
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Rhys@RhysSullivan·
Whichever Apple engineer invented randomly making your alarms go silent needs to be fired
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John Wakefield
John Wakefield@JohnWakefieId·
Isn't there a war on?
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Neet@neet_sol·
Wage cattle
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𝖃𝖊𝖓𝖔@xenobangs·
chipotle messed up my order and i accidentally just broke 7 years of vegan.. goodbye chipotle, we are done
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lalo
lalo@haywanklb·
you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym
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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·
company: no one wants to work their interview process:
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
Death penalty for whoever introduced cream cheese to the concept of sushi.
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Chris👾☄️@ctbright02·
@graceyldn You Londoners are too polite. In New York you’d get punched for that.
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Grace@graceyldn·
What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?
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