Diana Spencer

Mother FUCKER open.spotify.com/track/2w0wVOiy…

Ben zo kanker klaar met deze woke ass society ik loop naar dezelfde stoel in de tram als een man en ik zeg oh ga maar (to be polite) en hij gaat gewoon op die kk stoel zitten broer

@salocin0101 Lekker man #chipsencola

@cuntserver14 Downed a bag of chips in antwerp

4 hours in the flixbus hasn’t reached Antwerp, there’s a truck flipped on the road, I haven’t had lunch and the bus driver almost rammed a Prius

Love actually (2003) god only knows needle drop of ALL TIME

@cuntserver14 Okay no need to brag

If you guys saw the stalking spree I was on last night…..

@n4nnatuttapanna My Shayla

made my first friend at work!!! #excited

@lolligagger76 Tweet of all time

if the rumours are true and the maxim of your action cannot become universal law. Yo im stick to my stomach fam

Ieder potje z’n deksel ofzo

@firepuma132 Coming back to this please you were so cutie patootie 😭 favourite colour orange

@firepuma132 We would have sooooooo been friends back in the day

I feel like if you would hold a Geiger counter up to me right now it would say one bajillion

I open the door to the kitchen and I immediately lock eyes with a pigeon #ok

Mijn favoriete plek om anaal genomen te worden (zonder vaseline) is IWO tentamenzalen Holendrecht

take my data I dont need it

She walked into the room with the confidence of someone trying on a house of cb dress thats clearly way too small (you're supposed to need 4 extra hands to help zip it up!)

@caesarsalad789 Dit is mijn Twitter van m’n eigen en m’n eigen telefoon in mijn eigen kamer die ik met m’n eigen geld betaal. Van mij alleen

Currently at lecture 1/6 and exam is tonight 🦦 just got into bed if I don’t manage to get my average up it’s completely my fault no matter what I say guys

Waited too long to take my nap now my neighbour is playing reggaeton whatever fucking whatever

@caesarsalad789 Just wait until I get paid and go home next weekend twin