daniel 🌱

Drunk so have cock

Throwback to 2 years and 15kgs ago

Amazing ❤️ homophobic bird

a fish spread is crazy

why is every day like £70

Found a vegan protein powder that doesn't taste like shit 🎉

Can't complain when work has you in places like this

Guy I'm working with is one of the best in his field but he's a fucking moron and a toddler, how do I kill him?

@mac_alexy This was in Norway tbf. No mirrors in the new airbnb

in the north straight up flicking it, and by it …well lets just say my yellow shaft

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

Their eyeliner??

Considering the last 5 months have been pretty hellish life's starting to look up a bit. Even signed a new tenancy agreement for a nice new house in Stirling

My boss got me a bottle of red wine and a potted Zantedeschia for my birthday and I spent the day watching seabirds 🙂‍↕️

@samueljenkinson Ideal because I nearly just posted a thirst trap to distract from it

@daniel_jb66 No it looks grand

Some twat turned 25 today

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 full english breakfast shoved up your ass

the hypersexual elephant: undress me