dave stone

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dave stone

@davestonecomedy

stand-up comedian, full special PACK A LUNCH up now at https://t.co/qa2dvoLpyZ… co-host of THE STONEBERGS podcast

West Hollywood , CA Se unió Temmuz 2010

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·6 May

hey, here’s some content youtu.be/upCOMKlKuzc

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crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·2d

i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.

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NW Country@NWcountrymusic1·3d

I know there’s a lot going on but we shouldn’t forget that Donald Trump is a fucking pedophile and he started a war to distract from that.

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James🗳@_fat_ugly_rat_·15 Mar

It’s honestly shocking that Trump basically never brings up the fact that he was almost assassinated.

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JEFF@jeffisrael25·12 Mar

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·10 Mar

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

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New reporting reveals the US used more than $5 billion worth of munitions in the first 2 days of the Iran war.

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Cuckturd@CattardSlim·8 Mar

Trump NEVER talks about Charlie Kirk or Butler. If Butler wasn't staged Trump would talk about it 24/7, endlessly reliving his heroism, & have given himself a purple heart & Medal of Valor. The guys been bragging about a damn dementia test for years.

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Mike Recine@mikerecine·1 Mar

I think what a lot of you libtards don’t understand is that he didn’t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.

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Trump in 2024: I can tell you you’re not going to have a war with Iran with me as president

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·2 Mar

New Sturgill! m.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHGmF…

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Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·28 Şub

If only we had a bunch of heavily armed tough guys wearing masks we could send to the Middle East to fight.

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·13 Şub

@MNateShyamalan probably because it was warmed-over, pandering slop for morons

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soul nate@MNateShyamalan·12 Şub

the left is mocking this tpusa halftime performance because they hate our way of life

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Sensations by Compliments@plopadop·11 Şub

My doctor said when you have a big fart and a poop in your guts the poop floats like it's in zero gravity.

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·8 Şub

🎶…don’t call what you’re wearing a fit…🎶 - Gen Z Isbell

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Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·2 Şub

Every lost election is “rigged.” Every damning fact is “fake news.” Every truth is a “hoax.” Every protest is “paid.” Imagine being so weak that you must create an entirely new fake reality, and repeat it aloud over and over, just to cope.

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Brent Terhune@BrentTerhune·30 Oca

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

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TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·25 Oca

A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.

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NoelCaslerComedy@caslernoel·21 Oca

‘Look, all I’m asking for is Greenland, a bunch of Nobel Prizes and a couple of 13 year-olds that look like Vanky…’

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·7 Oca

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💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫@herotimeszero

Let me get this straight, the people who buy Trump's shoes, fragrance, watches and crypto, the people who wear his shirts, hats, and tattoos, the people who drool over pictures of him as a gladiator, the people who cry with joy that he's building a ballroom, the people who sell their soul, family, and country for him, the people who will beat cops, fight Americans, go to prison, and die for him, the people who think he is God and the son of God, the people whose only identity, only obsession, only reason to live is Donald Trump, they think we have TDS??

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·5 Oca

President Trump could commit a cartoonish amount of fuckery in a variety of forms and democrats would want him held accountable. smh

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·5 Oca

@mattvanswol It’s based on this radical concept that all human beings matter, not just Americans, and a characteristic of “the greatest country in the world” should be fighting injustice anywhere, not just in America. Fuckin’ libs.

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💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫@herotimeszero·2 Oca

Trump's one year report card: Ballrooms: A Creating jobs: F Selling crypto: A- Renaming gulfs: A Selling fragrance: B Breaking escalators: A Lowering food prices: D Free planes from Qatar: A Epstein's transparency: F-- Embarrassing America: A++ Lowering healthcare costs: F- Uniting America: Minus infinity. Pronouncing Acetaminophen. F FIFA Happy Meal Peace Prize: A+ Desecrating Kennedy's memorial: A Despised by humans: Summa cum laude.

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