agentP

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agentP

@dedphool

60 seconds, 61 tweets

Se unió Ağustos 2017

298 Siguiendo571 Seguidores

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agentP@dedphool·9 Haz

C’est la fucking vie

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evan@tboydirtbag·17h

at what bmi do i start to deserve love

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mango chilli@risickah·1h

exactly

m ⟢@tenofswordz

ai slop of cats pisses me off because you don’t need to edit cats into doing something silly, they do all that anyway

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agentP@dedphool·3h

meeting muskan soon aaaaaaa

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Muskan@muse_cann·6d

The word tantalising means exactly how it sounds

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sillybillydillydally🪻@buffoonery_a·5h

biggest advocate of this

Esluva 🎀@Vesper_2005

It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

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bakwaas master@bakwaasmaster·3h

jis room mei jaata hu appreciation se pehle log feedback dedete hain

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The Wolf Man@iTheWolfman·21h

My daughters' sleeping positions change every time I see them; I never get tired of watching them 🤣

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Mr. Biscuit@Personhavingfun·1d

I need to change my entire life in like 45 minutes

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۟@4NGELWING·17h

all quiet on the frontal lobe

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S.🎧@1ssve·15h

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

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ِ@anjoazl·1d

u should see how beautiful u are when u talk about the things u love

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autist@litteralyme0·12h

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

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Respectful Memes@RespectfulMemes·8h

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Poet's Photos@poetsphotos1·21h

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L@Ann_Hedonia1·1d

I said no to a piece of cake today and have yet to see any health benefits

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Akanksha 🦭@akanksha7196·4h

what is even the point if you cant be silly around the people you love

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R2@r2minusd2·4h

if women also had wives, we’d reach unstoppable levels of success

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⁺‧₊˚ ཐི 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒾𝑒 ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺@cemeteryfaerie·15h

we also need more people to care about trees

jupita!•*.🪽@mabel_piinez

we need more trees

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Akanksha 🦭@akanksha7196·3h

meal prep isnt for me cause i might finish 1 week’s food in 3 days

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Poet's Photos@poetsphotos1·14h

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