☆ jade ☆

bye bye brain cells 😵‍💫

your wife/gf and i text you at the same time, who are you responding to first? 🤣

hello 1k followers welcome back

i’m sick and the only cure is simp cash

hunting down lurkers tonight, i want more paychecks 🎀

@moneyromantic oh hell yeah another win

@dirtycommiegf omg yes! i forgot to update but when i went in for a follow up pre-procedure they said i didn't have to take any of them out!

my dm fee is simply a suggestion in the sense that $30 is the minimum to speak, you should actually send way more than that as a good first impression 🎀

making a sub guess my ethnicity and send every time they’re wrong

loser sub was dogpiling another loser 😭

send for coffee ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ $10

catching late night lurkers 🫵🏻

doing audio replies for the next hour or so 🌀

@1cewideshut head pats 4 u 🫳🏻

@dirtycommiegf barking so crazy rn u need to leash me

bark like you want it 🎀

i love turning boy money into girl money 🎀

don’t be nervous, just send more 🎀

considering an apartment in nyc again since i visit so much… simp funded ofc

round me up 🎀