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@Angel_Paradize Sexy girl vs ugly browns.

Le "side-eye" est monté au niveau maximum... 😒💀 ​POV : Quand ton style dérange mais que tu brilles quand même ✨👺

@ucanthandlemiax It’s not

why is cleavage so much hotter than boobs

@ThrillaRilla369 Laugh in there face

If your Muslim neighbor asked you not to serve pork at your BBQ because it offends them and isn’t halal. What would you do?

My new intern just muted me on Slack during work hours because my management style was overstimulating her. She told me to leave my feedback in a voice note so she can listen to it at 2x speed when her aura is aligned. Is this the future?

@Rizzo20Gina We call them stinky browns

In old days, if city in USA had a sizable "Asian" population, it meant Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Filipino. Now "Asian" increasingly means Indians, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghan, etc.. They should have separate census categories, as they are nothing alike

@hwospitaI Damn right!

mf’s will lick your asshole but not eat a tomato.

@mymixtapez It’s always them

Woman breaks down in tears after she reveals she missed her son’s 3rd birthday and spent $3,000 to see YB perform, just for him to cancel. 👀

@michelleyroo2 Fat????

omg i love being fat(:

@SamPrettys 2

1, 2 or 3? Choice is yours?

@JoyceHarrisx 💯

@JoyceHarrisx Nice

@tillyjamieof Yes it should

Omg 🙈 It should not be this easy to access

@BGatesIsaPyscho The left finally getting that FAFO

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Politician: “This is my community. Don’t come here and shout at me in the street.” Muslim: “This party has been reaping the reward of my people” It’s happening - Muslims are now turning on Labour (Leftist) Politicians who don’t want children being taught LGBTIA++ propaganda in schools. The Unholy Alliance between The Left & Islam will soon be over.

@LangmanVince 2 white girls in the top 3???

Even the announcer was amazed that a white girl won that race!

@Jamesjonesik8 Why would they go back to the slums of their own countries when they’re getting paid to live there in the 1st world?

Muslims walking around the UK moaning about pubs. Nobody asked you to come to the developed world. And pubs have existed long before Mohammed started abusing children and killing dogs. If you don't like our world, go back to the desert.

@OneBadDude_ Nothing

What happens when the world finds that Joe Biden never actually got 81,000,000 votes in the 2020 election?

@mastersmovie This is gonna bomb

Tickets for Masters Of The Universe are on sale now - only in theaters June 5.

@IfindWankers Nah, we don’t want you

Tell me you're a Somalian wanker without telling me you're a Somalian wanker!

@HRH_SHP Future divorce it seems

Ryan Reynolds’ career is toast, he’s going down with Blake. He tried to distance himself and stayed away from the courtroom, but the emails and texts popped up, he tried an interview where he said that his wife, a proven liar had the most integrity of anyone he knew. That went over like a lead balloon, so he skipped the Met Gala, and let her preen on her own. Now he’s taken the most painful selfie known to man, with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes, pretending he still likes Blake Lively after she tanked both of their careers.

@omgsidewalks Pee yes, I think my body is a bit more healthy too. Have to change your eating habits a bit as well.

Are the benefits of drinking lots of water overhyped? All I've been hearing: - Less brain fog - More energy - Clearer skin What I've been experiencing: - Pee