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@evrythingsabyou what are we thinking 6’4?

@dnpverse my dad is 6’3 and i’ve met them i do NOT think dan is 6’3

there’s no way dans not like 6’4/6’5 and phil’s 6’2/3 these guys just don’t know how to use a tape measurer

@maika_anarchiya im pretty sure he was in socks cuz he showed the floor when they got icing all over it

@dnpverse dan and phil are 191cm and 188cm respectively, i think dan might just be wearing taller shoes here

@eternally_ellie they should be but i don’t think i’ve been measured since i was a child so i don’t think they do here

@dnpverse Well apparently one of them is mysteriously growing or shrinking, so they should! (Also I don’t know how they do it outside of America but I’m pretty sure height & weight are pretty standard for every checkup here)

@eternally_ellie do the doctors still measure you when you’re basically ancient 🤔

@dnpverse If they’re gonna overshare their medical information they may as well pay attention when the doctor measures them and then report the truth back to us /lh

@Ajumi_ erm i don’t know i feel like in my head they’ve always said they’re the same height but maybe they say that

@dnpverse didn’t they recently measure their heights in like a live stream or smt and dan was 6’4 and phil 6’2

@cxnotonfire don’t show me this i’ll cry

@dnpverse When Dan was shorter than Phil

@phachillean all children are valid

@dnpverse thank u 🫶🫶 i love my children despite the process it took to get them here

do you guys like my phedsheets inspired easter eggs or no

@phachillean no but they look so cute

@dnpverse they took frustratingly long to turn out so mid

@howellslesbians fine if you must

@dnpverse the mind place is a phannie hive, I must share the content

back here thinking about dan giving phil the emo axolotl for christmas, they were both so excited ☹️

@cydoniankknight they fit so well!!

tadaaa

@phIeetwoodmac yeah i swear they ALWAYS put the tape at an angle like what are we doing

@dnpverse whenever they measure dan i can literally see them doing it wrong so yes

@blbrypi3 oh 100% i just don’t see how they don’t see it

@dnpverse thats an 8 degree angle btw like phil is definitely looking up at him

@hardlaunches i nominate you

not a single easter baking fic on ao3 yet soo who’s going to take one for the team

they were literally made for eachother cuz wtf is this shit 😭😭😭

@hearts4dnp rippp

@dnpverse i’m not anymore sigh

morn how we feeling?

@hearts4dnp ugh wish i was in bed

@dnpverse im bored in bed