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@dylan1799

NBA free agent | Texas Ex | Jeremy fragrance apologist

Houston, TX Se unió Temmuz 2012

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·3 Tem

He saw the vision…

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3 drinks in and I’m in Kamala Harris’ dms

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·19 May

that’s me in the corner that’s me at the bus stop eating my croquetas

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dyl@dylan1799·26 Mar

1-800-GAMBLER

NEW YORK SPORTS DESERVE BETTER@TheBigDiesel2

Gambling apps should have this feature for days like this. All your gambling tickets on your Lock Screen so you don’t have to log into the app every time you want to check what you have.

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dyl@dylan1799·18 Oca

Beat out @_RachelAbraham despite only being in DC for 6 months. She’s just not like that

Metro Forward@wmata

It's time for your mass transit year-in-review. Were you a wizard of the rails?🚄 A baroness of bus service? 🚍 An emissions reductions rockstar? 🌟 Get #YourMetroReport stats 📊 and see how they stack up to others. 🔍 Visit wmata.com/YourMetroReport. #wmata

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dyl@dylan1799·13 Ara

@512BTH OfficialHintz

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b@512BTH·13 Ara

How many unrealized yards does Brett Hintz have though

Ian Hartitz@Ihartitz

Chris Olave has an NFL-high 1,093 unrealized air yards this season. Nobody else is even at 900.

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dyl@dylan1799·11 Ara

Me and my boy after drinking our batch of homemade kombucha

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Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith·22 Kas

A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him

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Kevin Durant@KDTrey5·18 Kas

History repeated itself this morning…

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#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her

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dyl@dylan1799·1 Eki

Abolish vintage resellers!!! You can’t have a “vintage” Myles Garrett jersey

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dyl@dylan1799·25 Eyl

West University Place, TX 🇺🇸 ZXX

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dyl@dylan1799·2 Eyl

In your city wyd this weekend? @_RachelAbraham

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dyl@dylan1799·2 Eyl

landed in Virginia and the FanDuel app is calling my name like the green goblin mask

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dyl@dylan1799·26 Ağu

She’s locked in 🫡

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·19 Ağu

i tried to just text my boyfriend my thoughts instead of tweeting them but then he tweeted what i sent

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dyl@dylan1799·19 Ağu

I think Im dating one of our generation’s greatest thinkers

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dyl@dylan1799·14 Ağu

@_RachelAbraham you

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·14 Ağu

I thought the weather in Houston was really nice. Sorry I’m adapted to climate change and you’re not!!

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dyl@dylan1799·28 Tem

Favorite hobby? Serving the community with the boys

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dyl@dylan1799·23 Tem

@_RachelAbraham trying my absolute hardest to squeeze in an 11pm showing

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·23 Tem

My boyfriend bought tickets to see Barbie twice today. I think he’s a coward for not making it three times.

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dyl@dylan1799·21 Tem

@_RachelAbraham I’ll be the last person to leave the theater!!

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cool ranch@_RachelAbraham·21 Tem

@dylan1799 Now replace Oppenheimer with Barbie

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dyl@dylan1799·21 Tem

Waiting for them to drop a second nuke in the Oppenheimer post credit scene like it’s a marvel movie

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