Jason Wilkes

@joeybeastmarket i gotchu king

@RuxandraTeslo yeah god told me there definitely is and he's glad it's helping them get their lives together but they're mostly missing the point but he doesn't want to mess up a good thing so he's just gonna let them keep doing it you can quote me on it, its from a reliable source

Do we have evidence that there is an actual religious revival?

@seasaintxbt solve for x

I need to become 100x more than I am

@fartvagina @aristomarinetti you're awesome

@dynamic_linker @aristomarinetti That's awesome man

It's almost impossible to talk to a beautiful girl without flirting with her.

the resurrection may have to wait till monday

@yuki111888 her, naked mid sex: PUNCH ME IN THE FACE him: Aaah no what woah no wait what? ... i miss her

hitting women actually helps them feel better. It’s like bloodletting

@archibaldxiv this actually explains the jews and it's why i absolutely fucking love them and also antisemitic stuff too

Your capacity for good is equal to your capacity for evil.

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@moonchild23580 what are we high on?

at your highest, who do you talk to?

she's fine, the room is unsalvageable but she'll be good after a nap and a bath and a handful of melatonin gummies and some cuddles and a midnight sleepy fuck and more sleep and then 30mg adderall xr in the morning and then you spend the morning walking around and talking about life that's like 12 hours max but it's not hard have some faith in girls nigga damn it's not something ACTUALLY difficult like trying to spend 10 minutes with dudes

What will you do? 🤔

bible authors are this but with just enough stability to write long form content and that's why bibles are so widely beloved HOW IS IT ALREADY 5 FUCKING A.M. AGAIN?

@aristomarinetti to clarify i was referring to those full body burkas that look like batman costumes not body bags

@aristomarinetti this is why they put the girls in bags in the middle east im not saying its a good idea im saying they have less self control

@acteduweininger napoleon biographies are like "he was also this way but then also learned to love pussy later but that turned out to be a mistake"

As long as I live I will never have sex again. My brief encounter with women (via a prostitute) has convinced me strongly of what I must do: commit myself even more strongly to Hitler and Nietzsche.

@f8lfang the foids are ascending

i dont save drafts every tweet i write is straight off the dome and i post it no matter what thats why some of them are bad bc im not perfect

@moonchild23580 i like seeing a part of myself in her especially if im filming cuz then i can see it again later

what do you like in a woman?

@seasaintxbt you should really be worrying about what if your life gets suddenly worse after suicide

I’ve been suicidal for as long as I can remember but I’ll never act on it because what if my life gets better one day?