em 🖤🔪

mentally, i'm still here @SweeneyToddBway

i'm drunk!!!!!!

only me and bridget would text our college bartender while out

i was almost attacked by a pigeon flying around suburban station

i want to be tri coastal: philly, nyc, and los angeles

Laura Benanti is a queen and any theater kid who doesn’t recognize her needs to put the Hamilton down and educate themselves on our peoples history

please stop inviting me places i cannot wear converse to

touched by angels, though I fall out of grace I did it all so maybe I'd live this every day

Mrs Lovett during A Little Priest:

THEY HIT MY BOY 😡

The future is bright in Philly 🔥

THEY COULDN'T ADD MARSH TO THE PLAYERS OF THE GAME?!?!!!

If I hear “kids 14 and under take home…” on a Phillies commercial again, I swear to god I’m gonna be on the news

I WAS NAPPING WHAT THE HELL PHILLIES?!?!!!?!!!!

@TweetsByBerto i was having such a good nap too

@eetoolz Real

i hate when the "need to pee" feeling wakes me up from my nap

one of my goals this year was to embrace my natural hair more 🤝🏼🙂‍↕️

this is like watching the mona lisa being painted

the flyers have made me consume many beers