Johnny Boy

anyway pinned tweet hello!!! this is just gonna be a place to post saucey john pics + repost hs stuff B) if there's anything you want to see pleaaase send requests o7 i will block you if you've got no age in your bio!! i check literally everyone 🔪

I haven't abandoned everyone again I promise I started a new job and it's got my morning alarm looking like this ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ I I'm so tired

kicking my feet and twirling my hair why do i ever leave y'all smh talk about massive confidence boost

lock me in a room w a fat guy and he’s coming out pregnant fr

kiiiiiiiinda feels like you're watching me instead of the movie :/

I actually don't I'm so sorry 😭 the closest thing I have is a personal insta (that I only post stories on ajhshagd) but! If you happen to be a mutual you can dm me and I'll give you the user 👌

If you sent more than this it didn't go through so don't even worry about it ✌️ Tbh idk what to say about it other than there is unfortunately something very sexy about getting poked over and over again even if it takes awhile because you're making out with the cutie doing it 🫣

Wait the business rat was weird foreplay for queer sex does that count as having meaning

There is no meaning behind most of them BUT Woodstock is a matching one with my Snoopy loving bestie 😌 a friend's aunt did ask me (unironically) if I was going to school to be a dentist because of the tooth centipede though (I am a sociology student)

to understand the appeal of dirkjohn you gotta experience a shitty awkward queer situationship that ends traumatizingly yourself

@brxsmts his tiny tightly whities kill me every time like bro where do you shop?? build a bear???

More with the C Man 💯💯

@brxsmts Thank you I can't wait to get more 🙌 you guys do only see the sexier stuff LOL I've got some sillier neo trad that's always hiding behind my sleeves 😮‍💨

@egbertty_ They're fuckin awsome tattoos tho 💯

Not that I put any effort in besides themed clothes and being a generic white guy with glasses but it's so funny seeing my tattoos in my pics because even I'm like 'john would NOT get that'

BUT I'm also coming to appreciate a simple two pair build tbh I'm almost finished with all the challenges and I've found myself using it a LOT especially if I can get 4 bit (which you usually can LOL)

This made me think because I wasn't sure if I had a build so I made a ranking of jokers to try and figure it out LOL I usually aim for full houses or straights (specifically with aces/queens/kings if I can) and then ideally jokers that you can build up as you go

@tgstrxder Brothers in suffering 😔

@egbertty_ we're in the exact same boat headed to checkout and that shit was 51 cad i closed the tab instantly im not playing with that right now

I want that fucking Dave figurine SO BAD but it's 50 CAD plus whatever bogus tariffs I get hit with at the boarder I hate my chungus life

i always wanted a dog growing up but i guess you'll just have to do :P

@egbertty_ oh wow this is great

i have no good caption for this sorry guys