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@wishingiwasreaI Dispensary

Guys how does one acquire weed

@glirttery The one out of this image in the right side -I like a glimpse of the ankle to seem unintentional

which one is your favorite skirt length?

@snowkkiyo Who? Because they're lying or delusional...

they're saying 1000 calories is the new water fasting 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

❀˖° Low cals foods that actually keep you full for hours!! ୭˚. ᵎᵎ a thread for #edtwt ⋆.˚

@my_sweet_space I'm calling it maladaptive may in my head

am i tripping or was march this year “malnourished march” ??? why are yall doing “malnourished may”???

@River_Ven0m Lol I only get a 34 because I don't believe in getting caught doing crime

How are you guys getting such high scores 🙄 you mean to tell me yall are 20 and have never been convicted of a felony before? Sounds fake idk /s (This is my actual score tho idk)

@Babybugmilo How does one film one's knees going like >< and not immediately consider consulting a medical professional?

what the FUCK is this fat distribution holy shit

@fortnitewh0re3 I'll bet it's the sleeves - it'd make the cut for "stylish tops if you're insecure about your arm fat" listicles, and that genre seems to guide the choices of a certain kind of lady who'd be the mom a twentysomething these days

@De4dGrrrl Get a swimsuit that you'll still like next year too, and you'll end up at a beach or pool eventually

@danadonnelly Adults are also allowed to scrape off a condiment that they don't want on their food so they don't have to eat much of it, too Also where on this planet does anyone give the name burrito to a food that's served with mustard?!

I know I’m growing up because I forgot to ask for no mustard on my breakfast burrito but when it came I just sucked it up and ate it even though I don’t like mustard. The picky 7 year old inside me was screaming but I said “shut up bitch this is what adults do.”

@PETlTE_PRlNCESS You tare the scale with a container and then measure into the container, if you aren't suffering from cognitive deficits or filming ragebait

idk if this is my ocd but is everybody genuinely putting there food directly on there food scale instead of using a plate? please tell me im not the only one that uses a plate. i even saw a girl clean it before placing her food and she used a disinfecting wipe & didnt even dry it

@c4pric0rnrising You get off your phone and finish up so the next person can use the stall.

okay but actually what are you supposed to do in this situation asking for a future me

@KylePlantEmoji Warning rhymes with morning, and night with delight, though? If you get that one backwards it quits rhyming

A pet peeve I have with mnemonic devices is when the rhyme is detached from the message, if that makes sense. Like this could easily be misremembered as "red on yellow, safe fellow, red on black kills jack" A good example is the "red sky in morning, sailors take warning" one

@da1ntydeath 2nd is close but for the actual flapper look you need a boxier top and ideally a minimizer type bra - the ruffles capture the fringe vibe, but a tight top is highly anachronistic. fashionhistory.fitnyc.edu/1920-1929/ has decent illustrations

i feel like these are the only two dresses i have that Sort Of fit the theme … which one do y’all like better

@anorexiv The larger the person, the lower a percentage of their total weight 8lbs would be Could go from constipation and/or systemic inflammation to dehydration and lose that much More likely they used 3 different scales though imo, or weighed with different clothing

Saw someone on edtt say they lost 8 pounds in 2 days 😭 is that even possible ??

@lil_olli98 Structure requires restructuring is such good words, also correct

My psychologist asked me today if I was an anarchist, and I said no, I'm autistic, I need structure, but our current structure requires mad restructuring.

@starvedaurora Unsweetened baking chocolate for candy cravings, tells you real quick whether it was the chocolate or the sugar that you wanted

@starvedaurora - multivitamin - additional hair/skin/nails vitamin - also supplement iron or cook acidic foods in iron pans - get your fiber, leaves are super low cal (lettuce, kale, spinach, etc) - protein immediately after strength training (load bearing exercise keeps bones strong)

edtwt what are your favorite harm reduction tips? i’m not ready to recover but ive been feeling AWFUL and want some relief 🥲

@transgendererer Peeing outside in a skirt requires carefully holding the skirt out of the way, or you're gonna have a problem. Also on certain types of soil you have to make sure your feet are uphill of where you're peeing lest it fail to soak into the ground soon enough...

How long did it take after the invention of pants did it take to develop the notion of "peeing yourself"? I assume with a skirt etc you just instinctually squatted.. And underwear presumably drastically later development

@VoidinFlesh Certain temps have environmental side effects I can smell but I think what I'm smelling is the local plants' reaction and not the temp itself

Can anyone else smell temperature Like actually I swear I'm not high I've been able to do this my whole life