Eric

Watching Britney Spears film Toxic in 2003 is basically like watching the Mona Lisa get painted in real time 😭

we need more straight men making out in movies like this

I used to think my dad just had a weird habit. Every night, no matter how late it was, he’d check if I was asleep. Like actually come into my room, stand there for a second, then leave. I remember pretending to sleep sometimes just to see how long he’d stay. Sometimes he’d fix my blanket, sometimes he’d just sigh and walk out. As I got older, I thought it was kinda annoying. Like… why are you still doing that? One night I finally asked him. He just shrugged and said, “Just checking.” Years later, my mom told me the real reason. When I was a baby, I got really sick out of nowhere. Stopped breathing in my sleep. They barely made it to the hospital in time. After that, he never fully trusted “quiet.” So every night, for years… he just needed to see my chest rise at least once before he could relax. 🥹

Just so you know if my food goes bad from the grocery store early, if my berries are moldy when I go to transfer them into their fridge storage container or if the expiration date had already passed before I bought it, I bring it back and get a refund. I would do it with a dress if the zipper broke or a broken jar from Amazon, why WOULDNT I do it for food? People are for some reason ashamed to do this. DO NOT BE. You paid for that. They were supposed to give you quality food. Don’t let them get away with that.

What’s your first thought when you see these nachos?

The number of people who walk directly past the four foot tall sign at my Trader Joe’s telling them not to bring their dogs into the store is stunning. Do you guys not know how to read

There's so many clips like this one, what was his problem?