2 geebs in

Balotelli has been insulted by many in his career. But calling him French has crossed the line

@damiEnbowman @schulz_EvanCP @MVielhaber @ODOT_Cleveland It's an interstate (turnpike) to interstate (480) ramp from my understanding that's on @OhioTurnpike but I'm just gonna blame state troopers

@ethicaluser @schulz_EvanCP @MVielhaber @ODOT_Cleveland it’s probably a turnpike ramp, but i love being wrong.

Crazy amount of crashes out here right now. Turnpike being requested to close the exit to I-480 by Streetsboro PD because every car exiting immediately crashes on the bridge…

@damiEnbowman @schulz_EvanCP @MVielhaber @ODOT_Cleveland This!!! The City of Streetsboro needs to be blown up

@schulz_EvanCP @MVielhaber @ODOT_Cleveland why would odot treat an exit ramp that doesn’t belong to it?

@DAMF4L No way this is the education level of the people we added to my glorious Midwestern conference

Seeing this graphic made me realize how stupid it was for all four of us to join this conference…

My neighbor's house is completely blurred out on Google Maps like they're the DPRK I gotta find out how to opt into that

It's a lively night in Streetsboro, Ohio

@arthrubxo @i_hate_bliss Missing the last one

Problem is that a lot of people don’t enjoy sports or the athletes. They’re watching to start or win arguments against a bunch of other losers. That’s why everything has to be extreme. Everyone’s overrated. They can’t even discuss players they like without putting another down.

@chaosfetishist if you accrue debt it's kinda like that

it’s annoying i’m constantly doing things for my future self why can’t my future self do something for my current self

If Iowa beats Florida, then Nebraska v Iowa has to start with a ceremonial punt before tipoff

NICOOOOOO

Literally me

Can Nebraska and Indiana do a sports swap I don't like this new world

@Abucketofholes @SportsGreatest0 ur bitch doesn't know how to use a remote damn

@SportsGreatest0 life partner to a very successful bartender here. she doesn’t want to change the channel for you. she’s fucking busy making the 900th espresso martini of the night for the most spoiled, entitled, cheap people on earth. watch it on your phone.

What it’s like trying to get a bartender to change the channel

I actually thought Chappell Roan didn't deserves rights BEFORE she went to Brazil

I don’t know why this kid dressed as a hot dog but I respect it

sometimes things are just perfect