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As the clock struck midnight, Ethan regretted his choice of a double shot latte at 6:00 in the evening.
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Ethan Albro
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Ethan Albro
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Can I bring my fries inside? It hella smells like wontons. water is clear. it's sneaky
Silverdale, WA Se unió Kasım 2011
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@QuoteCole First tweet in over 9 years and it’s a banger #selfimprovement
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Be the best version of yourself, every day. Growth is a journey, not a destination. 🌱 #SelfImprovement
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Making soups you’ve never heard of with people you’ve never met
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I decided to buy new shoes instead of plates and utensils and now I'm cutting my pizza with kiddie scissors and eating off an old folder
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According to some people this guy is from space & that’s how the pyramids were built
Your thoughts on this
African Hub@AfricanHub_
According to some people this guy is from space & that’s how the pyramids were built Your thoughts on this
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Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:
•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine
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@SamConiglio1 @Lane8music Good thing there’s a Portland one we can just go together
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@Lane8music I know we are spoiled with how many times you play in CO but sad to not see a Colorado date
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announcing the Childish US tour!!!!!!!
to access presale tickets, go to lane8music.com/tour - you’ll get a password sent to you when the tickets go live at 10am this thursday oct 24th
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Spiff Sedrick ran this chick over & went 94 meters TO THE HOUSE
The USA medals for the first time EVER in Rugby 🇺🇸
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Wow.
I would just buy a new towel.
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia – with their bare hands.
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Happy six year anniversary to the 36 second announcement trailer for Elder Scrolls VI
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Yesterday at a work happy hour I said I think I have a shot with Ana de Armas and then 8 women yelled at me for 15 minutes straight
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We haven’t had to do this in 2024 until now, but unfortunately reminding everyone if you spread hate in Pit Vipers, we’ll donate your money to an organization that works against you #pitvipergivesafuck
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@H_awkward @SamConiglio1 Beers are eligible health savings account contributions
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Not a lot of people know this but undrank beers actually roll over. It’s ok to have 12 beers on a Tuesday if you didn’t have any on a Monday.
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“Yo you’re cute, you should come to afters with me and my boys it’ll be chill”
Afters with me and my boys:
Twittėr?? I hardly know her!@ArtJackAscot
My last few brain cells while mom is walking me through the grocery list.
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