Paula Dogsweat

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Her purse has enough room for at least 6 of my GI joes but she wouldn't even bring one. Whatever I do next in this stupid boring salon is her fault

I think about Roma (2018) a lot but I don’t see it being discussed much anymore. Where all the Romaheads at?

It's this one. Always has been.

Joachim Trier: Norway’s two-time national champion skateboarder and first Oscar winner for Best International Feature.

White people be like I called the city and they said there's nothing they can do for the squirrel

On this day, 53 years ago, Robert Altman's "The Long Goodbye" (1973) premiered in Los Angeles, California, USA. Robert Altman on the disappointing opening of "The Long Goodbye" (1973) & why Elliot Gould was the perfect Marlowe: "When the picture opened, it was a big, big flop. It opened in Los Angeles and Chicago and a few other cities, and the ad campaign was Elliott with a cat on his shoulder, a smoking .45 and a cigarette in his mouth, with Nina as a slick blonde beside him. And it just failed. I went to David Picker and said, ‘You can’t do this. No wonder the fucking picture is failing. It’s giving the wrong impression. You make it look like a thriller and it’s not, it’s a satire.’ So they pulled the film, and we got Jack Davis from Mad magazine to do a new poster with all the characters, and we opened it in New York and it was a smash hit. By the time that happened, it was too late for Los Angeles and those other cities. If New York had been our first opening, we would have had a successful film. But the film has stood up over the years, in a strange way. Some British critics didn’t like Elliott Gould playing Philip Marlowe, and I was confused about that, because I had read a lot of the books, and what Chandler wrote was really a bunch of thumbnail sketches or thematic essays, all about Los Angeles, and Marlowe was just a device to unite them, and I felt we were very close to that. Everyone said Elliott’s not Philip Marlowe and I wasn’t being true to the author, but what they were really saying was that Elliott Gould wasn’t Humphrey Bogart. In fact, I believe we were closer to Chandler’s character than any of the other renditions, where they made him a kind of movie superhero." ('Altman on Altman', Edited by David Thompson, 2006)

after a big meal i like to lay on the floor and pretend im a pregnant street dog who was just hit by a city bus

Dr. Robby handles the Whitaker-Widow situation in maybe the most insane way possible. Congrats to him

the public school system brainwashes children to not understand that they can stick a sparkler in an egg

I’ve never needed a shirt more than this one Jeff Bridges is wearing in The Fisher King.

Synecdoche, New York

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

The monkeys in the zoo when they see the baby with the plushie.

I hate that this tweets gets more and more relevant every day.

(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best

one of those tweets that are so far divorced from reality that you cant even get mad you just wanna hear whatever other rumors this persons heard

Ayo, Mr. Charlotte’s Web.