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Some overeat then run miles to burn the fat. Others walk miles with no fat to burn and nothing to eat. One world, different people.

Algorithm and ojoro. How freshers take dey get all this impressions 😔

“I’m just seeing this afternoon that the Nigerian Army released a statement about my last interview, where I spoke on the welfare of soldiers. They said I was lying, here is payment evidence, so you can judge for yourself. Not that I'm trying to damåge their image, but I'm just speaking fact. On the issue of uniforms, if you have friends in the Nigerian Army, you can call and confirm whether I’m lying or not.” — Susp€nded Lance Corporal Rotimi Olamilekan shows proof of payment as he responds after the Nigerian Army debunked his claims

@SlimNazi Was traumatizing as hell, I posted about it on my old account. Omo God go help us Egbon

@flashkidde Wetin happen

Whatever you do, try not to go to prison. Even if you enjoy free stony beans.

@veekiebeen We will take again aggressively

Do you believe that Old taker can actually take again??

@Slimabbie Your papa don open account for here too?

Twitter men are too stingy

@sarphy09 I’m a tilapia specie

As a men if your women is not like this whenever you hitting her pu**sy you are a fish

@AmberRayz I hate explaining my joke bro😔 It’s funny as hell but then explaining Omo

I'm an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it's not funny anymore

@Amy_beke @heis_beebah This one na LLB guy

Which kind BBL be this? 😟

@chularh Na fuel u dey use?

@flashkidde Soapy i dry run am for work

This work wey I dey do wan take me - Monday to Saturday - 8:00am to 8:00pm - Free Wifi - N40,000 salary 😭💔

@_BarnyO Bro, cold water from this cup. You go feel like Egyptian King

Were you there?

@Motion_Boy_ Until I see them with sign board

Them no de even code am again 😭😭

Guess the name of the footballer ?

@claire9978i Soapy make me forget

men, what’s stopping yall from having this body?

@hintrovertt I know this book. Wait till u see use of leg “For trekking”

School self dey part of Wettin Dey spoil person life because WTF is this 😭💔

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@Haryorm2005 The shit holding on tight

Me begging my poop to flush when I'm at someone else's house. The poop

@justsayingheh Y’all don’t catch and eat it?

This insect..!! No name, no sound, no job..🙌😂

@cedathewiper_ @heis_beebah Once dem high, u gqiahswowhwgwywjw how u want

What do you know or hear about girls that smoke ? 😹

@Haryorm2005 Mum not feeling it but has no choice cos dad has said nothing for now

10 yrs old me barbing low cut for the first time after years of gorimapa!

@thatforexguy3 @na_praise I dey burn calories Officer 😂

Nigerian police: "what is a fine boy like you doing under the sun...hop in" Your response?? 😂