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Aura.🙊🇸🇪

@HaterReport Is he human?

Steph Curry attempted the All-Sport 3-Point Contest 😂🤣 Football Frisbee Pickle ball Soccer ball Basketball

Tweet of the fucking year

@WomenBeingAwful How it should be

sad truth is as long as you’re not marrying a virgin, you’ll definitely be the guy with the flower

@Ebukaderealking Dem talk "e don happen e don happen" lol

In 2023 while I was in Asaba, I was living with a friend who was a movie producer. Everything was going great. He introduced me to a nearby provision shop where I could get anything I wanted on credit and he would pay back when he returned. I agreed and kept to the agreement. One fateful day, another woman who owned a provision shop in the neighborhood walked up to me and introduced herself as the wife of our landlords younger brother. She also pleaded with me to patronize her as well, saying she saw how frequently I bought from her neighbor. When my friend came back I told him about the woman and he said I could also buy things from her. After about a week, I decided to buy from her for the first time. It was already seven in the evening. I went to the shop and her son, who was barely seven or eight years old, sold the pure water bag to me. I paid him immediately and left. I was already in the kitchen cooking our dinner when I heard a voice calling my name outside the compound. I came downstairs. Lo and behold it was the woman I had just left her shop a few minutes earlier. She called me closer with a calm voice and asked me to please give her the phone I had collected from her shop. She said it was a phone her husband had recently bought for her. I was confused but told her that I did not see any phone. She left our compound and I told the people around what she had come for. I was still contemplating what had happened when she came back again, this time with a louder voice. She started calling me a thief and called on the entire neighborhood. They all came downstairs. I felt so embarrassed but I had to summon courage and remained calm. The neighbors started calling me one by one privately and asking me if I was with any phone. I told them I was not with any phone. My friend even promised to give me one hundred thousand naira if I could provide the phone, but I told him I was innocent. The following day the woman came to threaten me with arrest. By this time I was completely pained and embarrassed. She then said she would take me to a deity in Agbor where I would go and prove my innocence by swearing to the deity. I then called my dad and told him what had happened. He said I should not worry and that I should follow her to any place she wanted because nothing would happen to me since I was innocent. I then agreed to follow her to the place. People were already gathered and watching the whole drama. I went upstairs to my room. My friend came in and told me that the next morning we would be going to the deity. I said okay, that I was ready. The following morning, guess what happened? The woman who had embarrassed me came in with her husband to apologize to me. She said the missing phone had been found. I just kept calm. Crazy thoughts were coming to my head but I had to listen to my friend. He pleaded with me to forget about everything since the phone had been found. I did not want to take the matter further because it might affect his relationship with the landlord and getting another apartment in Asaba is not an easy task. Till date I am still grateful that the incident did not dent my name in the street. Watch these videos, you'll see when I wanted to raise my voice,my home boys and neighbors also did their best because they stood up for me

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Has FIFA posted your striker?

@Mjw_0205 That's defo the last time she'll lift her hands

You get home and hear your daughter beat up your mom like this… Be honest, what’s your next move? 😭👇

Mac Allister, Enzo, Cucurella and Rodri all twerking for Madrid and Barca. This just makes me appreciate Saliba more, we not cucks over here.

@0m0lara 🥹🥹❤️

Repping Zubi and Merino today at the gym! #TeamSpain #Teamadidas actually more team England but Nike CD is on kolos!

4⃣ goals in 2⃣ games Viktor Gyökeres is the star of the play-offs 🌟 #EQPOTR | @CarlsbergGroup

@svenskfotboll Man of the nation

”Viktor Gyökeres, Gyökeres, Viktor Gyökeres!” 🎤🎶

@sportbible Proper gunner😂❤️

Granit Xhaka was never going to enjoy the Tottenham cake as he took on Snack Wars 🤢😂

@pr3ttyogbanje Frfr

@flores_SZZN swear 🌚

why do we wear cloths when we already know what’s inside?🤔

@KennyOd541 Cutee

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@KennyOd541 Wethin be that

Abattoir sef go don tire for me atp 😓

Girl plays “hard to get” with Clav & regrets immediately. 😂