Gero Flunkcaneers

How good was this 2017 premiership team! The premiership was won all thanks to an MVP performance by @andrewcrabbb, two clutch and crucial rolls by @ScottLinton25 in the semi final, and a clutch roll by @jeremycrabb9 in the final. Let’s bring this trophy back home! #flunky6

#1 The team are truely excited to have their captain back. After the humiliating loss in the final last year, Sauce has been YouTubing pep talks and attending leadership training sessions all year. He is aiming glue the team back together along with their confidence. #flunky6

#2 Drew is our other highly rated co-runner, and will also be increasing his workload due to Andrews absence. There have been questions surrounding Drew’s fitness and rumours that he may be allergic to beer, however, he has assured us that he is match fit for Sunday. #flunky6

@CalumWilson2495 The rating was more about his ability to bark across the field and chew ears off after 8 beers. But we will reconsider

@flunkcaneers Banter too high for mine

#3 Slinta AKA ketty was picked up in the 2017 preseason draft after he delisted himself from Wesley. Since joining the team Ketty has gone to another level. His clutch rolling helped us win the 2017 premiership, and he was robbed of the MVP last year. #royalcommission #flunky6

@jupprj ‘It’s the greatest game in the world’

Alright, who’s helping me conduct this message?

#4 Crabb has been a co-runner since the beginning, and will continue to take on the burden this year. The absence of Andrew means that his workload increases, however, the team is still confident in his ability. His position remains on the wing, as he still a lightweight #flunky6

Player countdown. #5 Why not start with the flunkyball president himself. Gossy’s remarkable 2 turn skulling ability is why he is such a valued member of the team. We are confident that the new rules will not effect his ability to finish the vessel in two skulls. #flunky6

Huge concerns for the team as we have just heard that our runners have not consumed one beer in the last 3 months. The club is investigating and will fast track a preseason for both individuals. The last thing we need is for one of them to pass out after 3 beers as pictured below

Big change to the team line up this year. Premiership and mvp player Andrew Crabb, and our heavy weight drinker Johnalan Parker are huge outs. However, the captain is back, and he is ready to steady the ship and cruise onto victory in Flunkyball 6.0 🏆 #flunky6

Hopefully @ScottLinton25 doesn’t get robbed of the MVP this year #royalcommission

That feeling when you realise flunky is only 20 days away!

@stepdaddy__ Edo v chilli 🤔 wouldn’t mind seeing a couple of stallions race

Throwback to this incredible grand final day sprint. With the AFL finals fast approaching, we want to know who you would like to see match up in the next grand final sprint (all teams included)

When you realise flunkyball 6.0 is only 4 months away

The club has just found out that Drew Elliott is extremely underdone and not match fit ready. It is reported that Drew has only had 17 full beers and 89 half beers for the year. Furthermore he was seen knocking the cap back on his beer last night.

The club is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their latest kits. KC sports sales manager @sam_king111 has assured the club that the shirts will arrive on the 28th, however there are concerns that this is an act of sabotage to put the club into disarray. The club is investigating.

Angus Parker’s infamous 0-5 record as captain did not deter the players decision to vote him in to become the 2018 flunckanees captain. He will receive support from Andrew Crabb who was awarded VC and advice from Reece who will sadly be watching from the sidelines.

Injury report: Popular player @gossyparker fell off his bike Wednesday morning resulting in some nasty road rash to the palms of his hands and legs. It is unconfirmed if this will affect his flunky rolls, however he has become the latest member of no nut November.

‘No Reece, no peace’ Reece has spoken about who he thinks is best fit to take over the captaincy. He states that it’s a huge juggling act between keeping spirits high, taking responsibility for our losses, and most importantly keeping drew happy so he doesn’t go home early.