Glenn Poole

I sincerely wish the stream had a shot of the volunteer scorekeeper's face when the thrower called this a foul 🙃

ABC arguing that we should hold Harris to a standard of candidacy that nobody would even consider for Trump

it's time to let a woman speak.

"we are a nation in decline" and "other countries are laughing at this" are unfortunately true

why does he get to have the last word again

she needs to close by bringing up how many times he's been given the last word and say, it's time to let a woman speak

she was drawing us in and then she went back to the rehearsed line, I think she can lean into the simple powerful message

"this...former president" *fucking idiot

it can't be real that they keep giving him the last word

@l_osterlund can't win both the party and the tournament without first winning the party!

Problem is I can't get drunk bc I have an early game but we still gonna ball

Woah so I'm actually going out to a tournament party and don't have to worry about writing a recap or making a deadline?!? HUGE

@bdultimate hard mode or bust 🥱

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@l_osterlund use the shortest one always and you'll never get stalled out 😉

I am playing in three leagues this winter (one is goalty two are 5v5 friz) . The hardest part is not the difference in rulesets, but the fact that all three leagues have different stall counts

the way my grandmother said "you little shit!" I want her to live forever

I think sometimes my cat runs out into the apartment hallway because she wants to explore, but tonight I think she did it because she knew I'd pick her up and carry her back inside, and I love her for it.

@l_osterlund we do, you just have to pay extra cuz they're "fancy" and marketed as "Italian"

Why don't we have lemon flavored sodas in the US? Fanta Limón goes SO hard

@LegsFeedTheW0lf @nora_flora10 lmao

@nora_flora10 It is KINDA a typo. Full explanation sent to caps, but seed #23 (aka 3rd seed in 2nd subsection) was accidentally/permanently deleted within system. The only fix would be completely recreate the event including teams re-registering. Number is 'wrong' but schedule is right.

@LegsFeedTheW0lf Just wondering if the 33rd seed for Bird is perhaps a typo? 😇

@cjtweetsalot I used to run that tournament and all I have to say is 🫡

nobody tells you when you've never had long hair that when it's long you get to walk home after a few drinks and feel it flouncing against the back of your neck like you're caressing yourself but it's true

instead of 100k can I just get a complete dissertation?

@theyouthchair sometimes I really do miss New Jersey

have you met people from Massachusetts?? they'll be fine