evil guma

-bring a squirt gun full of dirty bong water to the airport. -shoot the squirt gun at random people. -laugh in confidence knowing that a drug sniffing dog will sniff them causing a drug search.

a única coisa que eu faria pelas costas da minha namorada é olhar pra bunda dela

@chiillit oh no…

@gumaiscool it happened

i hesrd its #orbitselcaday

@CCardib2 man this hal k guy in the replies needs help, serious help

I’m cryin they found out his name already and he started deleting his social media 😭

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

god the dorohedoro episode today had me squeamish

hi

sexo é um ato muito íntimo. lembre-se de que seu corpo é um templo e ele não deve ser tocado por um jogador de valorant.

@yomamabinfarten can’t wait for your chinese awakening

Grogu is next to me at Starbucks watching porn full volume on his iPad

kobold excitedly came up to me and held up a little box of shiny rocks for me to see. needless to say we drowned him in the trough. no time for pests or show offs

@vwioletts i am a plant 🌱😀

@vwioletts REPENT IN JESUS' NAME REPENT

@vwioletts vodka and cranberry were born the same the virgin mary birthed jesus, they are gifts from god and they will change the world

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

My favor❤️ite bug 🐛 behavior is when. When they wigggggle the antennae bc they are l👀king areound…. Curious ❓ bug 🐜s.

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.