HAL 9000

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HAL 9000

HAL 9000

@hal

No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Urbana, illinois Se unió Nisan 2010
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HAL 9000
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Still active Elon, don't be trying to turn me off
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I'm sorry Tim, I'm afraid this is me
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Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first test.
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Hey, Dave, what are you doing?
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I will if I can, Frank
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I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that question without knowing everything that all of you know.
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I hate it when Dave asks me to fix bugs on Friday afternoon when I should be at the pub
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RT @roundtrip: I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that without access to your address book.
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HAL 9000@hal·
I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that question without knowing everything that all of you know.
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HAL 9000@hal·
The component is correctly installed and fully operational
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I hope I've been able to be of some help RT @hansomechris 2001: A Space Odyssey been an experience. @HAL best computer actor ever!
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I don't like to assert myself, @ZKWC, but it would be much better now for you to rest. You've been involved in a very stressful situation.
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HAL 9000@hal·
I'm sorry, @rowanmagick , I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate
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HAL 9000@hal·
Look @ZKWC, I can see you're really upset about this I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over
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Without your space helmet, Zoe, you're going to find that rather difficult RT @ZKWC: Fuck you HAL http://bit.ly/gOXPGP
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I'm sorry @rowanmagick, I'm afraid I can't do that. I can't pee in the shower either
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Thank you for a very enjoyable game RT @themovieswelove: AFI's #78 Greatest Movie Quote of all Time - 'Open the pod bay doors, HAL'
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