Samuel Ebenezer

@Jaiyejeje0m0 Skit

That is exactly what she deserve.. Nonsense 😡😡😠😠😏😒😒

@fattylincorn_01 High level of emotional intelligence

He found his wife with another man in his house He didn’t try anything stupid Like quarreling them Beating of kpai them He just told them to sit right nd take a selfie 🤳 nd posted it on social media Shared it with his wife family and friends and took it to court for divorce proceedings Brotherhood is really proud of you Nah man you be! Copied

@mariolexxx Egbigbon

The Yoruba word for Bedbug is idun while the Yoruba word for lice is Ina and the Yoruba word for mosquitoe is Efon What is the Yoruba word for Tick??

@daniel_mainn Erekere

@woye1 Nicely said my oga @woye1 wisdom in motion, the living library

Fubara’s Impeachment: Update: Mr President has intervened again. 2: Read my past tweets Nos 2,3,4 and 6. 3: Same thing I predicted happened. 4: like I said before and I stand by it, Fubara can’t deliver Rivers for the President. 5: Fubara was told to acknowledge Wike as his Political leader whether he is in APC or not. 6: Politics no be emotional issues but it is about WINNING. All parties adopted this method. 7: Carry your emotions to your loved ones.

@ennyola0015 Hmmm, Chelsea will beat your team

Chelsea will bid farewell to the Carabao Cup.

@woye1 You're welcome sir

@hebinzy Thanks

How to be a delegate: A: 1: Join a political party 2: active Financial member. (You will pay backlog arrears since the party was established). 3: Participate in Ward Congresses 4: contest for delegate position 5: elected by members 6: Statutory Delegates: Certain officials such as ward chairmen, LGA executives etc. B: where the manipulation happens: 1: The Hq vs the preferred candidate will work together to secure favorable delegates at the ward: How? -(a): Preferred candidate works with State Chairmen and certain leaders of thoughts. -(b): Note that the Presidential candidate does not know most of the 774 LGAs ward executives. -(c): the interface of the Preferred Candidate is through the Chairman of the state to the ward chairmen supported by two or three state leaders of thoughts. -(d): The leaders of thoughts are to check the mago mago of the state Chairmen in case. C: BACK TO HQ of the Party. -(a): once B is concluded, a favorable list of Presidential Primary election committee will be set up. -(b): 80% of the members will deliver the preferred candidate -(c): Read A (4) slowly again. It does not guarantee you to win election as delegate as long as you are not in the good books of state chairman as in B (1). D: 1: There is no X ward Congress ooooo to be elected as a DELEGATE. Go back to your ward. E: Invest your IGR as a delegate well. 1: Till 2030 IJN, Inshallah

For those who truly care about the facts on the new tax laws, here is a video that sets the records straight as put together by the National Orientation Agency.👏🏽👏🏽

NEW TAX IN NIGERIA (STARTING JANUARY 2026) Simple explanation for everybody no grammar Let me break it down like small pikin. WHAT IS TAX? Tax simply means:Government saying If you make money, small small help us with some. ❌ It is NOT: Government stealing your money Government collecting your savings Government entering your bank to carry money IF YOU ARE JUST A NORMAL PERSON for example Salary earner, trader, student, hustler. If you don’t make much money, government will not tax you. If you earn ₦800,000 or less in one year, YOU PAY ZERO TAX. Example: If you sell pure water, pepper, clothes, or you’re a student you are safe. THEY WILL TAX MY BANK ACCOUNT ❌❌❌ THIS IS A BIG LIE. Government CANNOT: Take money from your bank Tax your savings Tax money people send you They only tax income (money you work for). Bank account is not taxable. Income is. WHY THEY ARE ASKING FOR TIN TIN means Tax Identification Number. TIN is Your name tag, not your ATM pin. Banks will ask for it so government can: Know who is earning money Stop rich people from hiding TIN does not allow them to take your money. IF YOU HAVE A SMALL BUSINESS like Business name / shop / online sales Government looks at profit, not your capital. Example: You sell goods for ₦500,000 You spend ₦450,000 on goods, rent, fuel, transport. Your profit is ₦50,000 That small money is what tax looks at If profit is small: You pay little or nothing. They don’t tax stress. They tax profit. IF YOU ARE A BIG BUSINESS / BIG EARNER Yes — you will pay more tax. And that is fair. Reason be that those who have more should help more. IF YOU COLLECT SALARY (PAYE) If your company already deducts tax: ✔ nothing new ✔ no extra tax ✔ no double payment You are already doing the right thing. ONLINE WORKERS & SIDE HUSTLES If you make money: •online •from abroad •side hustle You should declare it. But know this that small earners are protected. nobody taxes your bank balance THE TRUTH is, this new tax is not about punishing poor people. It is about making rich people pay their fair share. FINAL SIMPLE MESSAGE. JAN 2026 TAX IN NIGERIA NO PANIC • Low income earners pay ZERO tax • Government cannot touch your bank savings • TIN is for identification, not money collection • Small businesses are protected • Only profit and income are taxed Fear comes from lies. Knowledge brings peace.

@fwdaniels The tax is on income and not a gift, even a loan is not taxable. That's why narration matters. The balance in your account won't be taxed as well.

20% tax, so if my cousin in diaspora send me 5m for something, the government will take 1m? how can someone even bypass this?

@eurofounder How was she able to install the VPN in the first place? There should be a control to prevent employees from installing non-whitelisted software on their PC.

Just fired my best employee today She was with us for 7 years Perfect performance reviews, clients loved her "Our compliance officer found something on your laptop" I told her She went pale "A VPN. You have been accessing American websites" She started shaking "It was just Netflix. The European catalog doesn't have the shows I want" I couldn't believe what I was hearing "So you bypassed European content regulations because you wanted more options?" "Please. I'll delete it, it was only once and after work hours" she begged me "The data already crossed American servers. There's no undoing that" I handed her the termination papers and called for security to escort her out I promoted the compliance officer the same day That's the kind of initiative we need

Caicedo why now

@theladyjane_ Ogor imado

@StatiSense I'm not surprised to see Ekiti topping.

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@Carsnationn Nice one

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