Howard Finkelstein

@scott_castaneda @tmorello What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?

@dhwanisaraiya_ Pretty good place to catch a Schwarbomb.

No one told me Christina Koch is a Philly fan ⁉️

@PanasonicDX4500 I cried. The name Bryce Paup gives me PTSD to this day.

“What if Randall Cunningham hadn’t gone out for the year in Week 1 of the ‘91 season” is my Roman Empire.

@PanasonicDX4500 The Phanatic was roided up for most of the 90's.

It's MLB opening day, so everyone name your favorite baseball conspiracy theory. Randy Johnson saw that bird coming and threw the fastball on purpose.

First person that comes to mind when you see this logo

@TolleEnthusiast 🤡

Well, the sky is blue, the grass is green, and Bryce Harper is out in the 2026 WBC

@UnderdogNFL He's saying "poof."

Welp

@TheCousinSal The Underbaker

I’ll start… Rowdy Roddy Piperoni.

@HQNewsNow James Austin Johnson's Trump impression is getting really good.

Trump: Last time I went to China Xi treated me so well. He gave me a display, every soldier was the same height. You could play pool on their heads

@HQNewsNow How do these reporters not say, "Hi, Joe Schmo here, from Whatchamacallit Daily, follow up question: What the fuck are you talking about?"

Trump: I have nothing to hide. I had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated

@RandyeTonyg3 Same here. Seahawks. Too soon for the Pats to be good again!

@howfink Enjoy! Tony wants the Seahawks! You?

@howfink Any commercials tonight?

@factpostnews He meant Iceland.

Trump says that he was in Iowa yesterday (He was not)

@ringer @RileyMcAtee It's not a mystery though right? It's the cheating history. Whether or not you agree with it, it's not really different than baseball writers refusing to vote for Bonds, Clemens, A-Rod, etc. I can't imagine this being a lifelong stance. He'll get in next year.

Hall of Fame voters not picking Bill Belichick is a joke—and a clear sign that the system is broken. @RileyMcAtee: theringer.com/2026/01/28/nfl…

@kevinwildes @JNennski I dunno, it put his two cheating scandals back in the conversation and will forever be the reason he's not a first-ballot hall of famer. Seems less than ideal.

@JNennski Great take

Obviously Belichick's snub is not a major factor going into this Super Bowl. More evidence that the Patriots are doubted, disrespected and discredited isn't even a minor factor. It's not even a little factor......but it's not nothing.

@JonesOnTheNBA The reason is the cheating history. Just as some baseball writers won't vote for Bonds, Clemens, A-Rod, etc, some football writers clearly want to penalize Belichick. But his cheating isn't seen to be as egregious as steroids. He'll get in eventually, prob next year.

Can football fans explain to me why Bill Belichick wasn’t voted first ballot? Is there a legitimate reason or just pure hating?

@C_3C_3 You cannot be this stupid.

These are the total mail in ballots the 6 Presidential elections: 2004: 15 million 2008: 23 million 2012: 27 million 2016: 33 million 2020: 70 million 2024: 49 million Anything stand out to you? Absolutely insane. Pass the SAVE ACT and save America.

@Acyn He will say he didn't make a mistake and this will end up with us invading Iceland.

Trump now confusing Greenland with Iceland multiple times

@factpostnews Ask him how much a banana costs.

Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes

@NFL_DovKleiman Tank may have changed Bobby Wagner's entire retirement plans. He can't go out like that.

Tank Bigsby is a psycho 😭😭

@Phil_Lewis_ It was just hitting its stride.

MTV has cancelled “Ridiculousness” after 14 years, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/10/31/mtv…