Daniel Omokhojie

@asemota 80% of men fall into category 2, while the remaining 20% are either handy technicians who can fix the internet or are financially challenged at that time. 0% will patiently manage slow internet in the presence of a new catch.

There are two kinds of guys. 1. One who wouldn't complain and find a way to fix it. 2. One who will buy you a Starlink dish to replace it. Women underrate how desperate men can be to get that date. Some will say here that they would never do that. Privately, they all do.

@business 😂😂😂😂

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez’s wife has been charged with influence peddling and private-sector corruption. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@Angie_riella It’s well!.

@ikhanvbode Sir you made this post yesterday, just this morning one of my lecturers in the faculty of Law died. I instantly remembered this post when I saw the news.

The low life expectancy rate in Nigeria is worrisome. It’s barely 14 years since I graduated from UNIBEN, and many of the lecturers from my time are now dead. I have a classmate who stayed on as a lecturer, and his WhatsApp posts are like a TV obituary program.

But what if this is just some bdsm gone wrong? lol Just saying!

BREAKING: A frustrated Lagos resident sends a strong message to Seyi, warning him to stop urging support for his father, calling him a “colossal failure” and questioning Ambode’s blocked second term. Please retweet.

Who needs a $400K salary when you're using the office to make billions through crypto scams, bribes, and market manipulation?

@jamesatts Three names? And not alarming enough?

@ikhanvbode Haba, who die for Production? I know Odior died long ago, and then Igboanugo, and thereafter, Osarenmwinda. That's all.

@jamesatts Production Engineering

@ikhanvbode Which department sir?

Just like they are having problems as they ship weapons to Isreal. The world is bigger than your bloated ego. Alliances would be form and countries would take sides based on interest.

@crazeclown @ToksDuttie $200M

How much money will make you not to worry

BREAKING: The US has agreed to 'release Iranian frozen assets held in Qatar and other foreign banks' and this is 'directly linked to ensuring safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz', according to Reuters report.

Nigerians are beginning to send money to INEC Chairman, Prof. Amupitan’s Opay account to support his resignation 😀

@BlaqBonez There was a time I had this on repeat driving to nowhere. Not interested in the beef but you see the lines, the beat and all. Bro!

ACL

A bag of cement was ₦3,500 in 2023 before PBAT took over, and today it is now ₦12,500. Only a “master strategist” could increase this figure so dramatically.

Osakpolor college, Okada, Benin City, Edo State, Midwest Nigeria.

OSUN WILL RESIST ANY FORM OF ELECTORAL MANIPULATION - OSUN ASSEMBLY ● WE DEMAND A FREE, FAIR, AND CREDIBLE ELECTIONS The Osun State House of Assembly addresses the people of Osun State and the nation today out of a profound sense of duty to defend democracy, protect institutional integrity, and safeguard the will of our people. It has come to our notice that there has been a sudden redeployment of the Resident Electoral Commissioner of the Independent National Electoral Commission in Osun State. We also have credible information that further deployments of interested people are being planned and may extend to other key officials, including the Administrative Secretary, Electoral Officers, Assistant Electoral Officers, and ICT personnel across the State. We are particularly concerned by a deliberate pattern of actions aimed at influencing the electoral process in Osun State. It is instructive to note that Ekiti State, which precedes Osun in the electoral calendar, has not witnessed such widespread deployments of electoral officials. This raises serious and legitimate questions. Why Osun State? We state clearly that we have credible information linking these developments to the actions and influence of Mr Gboyega Oyetola. Let it be clearly stated that no amount of administrative changes or deployments of interested officials will override the will of the people of Osun State. These calculated efforts, no matter how structured, cannot alter the resolve of our people. The people of Osun State are politically conscious, vigilant, and determined to ensure that their votes count and reflect their true choice. We have also received credible reports that in parts of the State, particularly within the Ife Ijesa Senatorial District, there are plans to compromise the process through the use of APC members in critical electoral roles such as returning officers and supervisors. This is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. We are placing the public on notice. Let it be made unequivocally clear that whoever is deployed to conduct elections in Osun State must do so in strict accordance with the Constitution and the law. The election must be free, fair, and credible. Anything short of this will be firmly resisted by Osun people. We also call the attention of the international community, development partners, and all observers of democratic governance to these developments in Osun State as they unfold. We speak as representatives of the people of Osun State. All we ask for, and all we insist on, is a free, fair, and credible election. Let it be known that Osun State is politically aware, vigilant, and deeply committed to democratic values. The people of this State will not accept any action, from any quarter, that undermines the credibility of the electoral process. ●Full text of press conference by the Osun State House of Assembly.

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu. Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran? Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to president Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused. The only president who has agreed to this, obviously, is President Trump

They're halfway home. The Artemis II astronauts have hit the "halfway" mark between the Moon and the Earth. They will splash down in the Pacific Ocean around 8:07 pm ET on Friday, April 10 (0007 UTC on Saturday, April 11), off the coast of San Diego.

They might just be seeing what the planet was 146 years ago.