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@imnotlytle

i do not consent to the use of my likeness on any REAL ID.

easy street Se unió Mayıs 2012

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PatGPT@imnotlytle·7 May

Hole in one motherfuckers

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junkbondinvestor@junkbondinvest·3d

Egan-Jones analyst explaining his credit ratings methodology to the SEC

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Alex Goldman@AGoldmund·4d

My heart goes out to the spotify/ringer staff that are currently being laid off. I've never seen a company receive a such a windfall of talented, motivated, creative people and piss it away quite as hard as Spotify has with its podcast team.

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Sam Dekker@dekker·6d

Very problematic and dangerous behavior here!

Elon Musk@elonmusk

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

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claire@poopandpee333·21 Mar

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

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Darth Powell@VladTheInflator·19 Mar

Boomers be like:

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Braindead Bird App@tragicbirdapp·19 Mar

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nino ☆@ninopium·18 Mar

Riot Games been doing This for 16 years

DramaAlert@DramaAlert

This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️

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✦𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡✦@fw_lennox1·17 Mar

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

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Cubs Desk Jockey@CubsDJ·18 Mar

My 6 year old son Jonathan: How can you tell it’s a winner take all game, papa? Me:

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Shane Tuttle@ShaneTuttleNCAA·17 Mar

McNeese student manager Amir Khan fires back at Vanderbilt HC Mark Byington after being called a “dweeb”: “My NIL deal is worth more than your salary buddy.”

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BakerMuse@MuseBaker·16 Mar

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

New York Jets@nyjets

"once I knew the Jets were an option, it was a no brainer"

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Jon Levine@LevineJonathan·13 Mar

"I'm here to tell you that Supreme Leader Mojtaba is fine. In fact I can barely keep up with him. He's running rings around staffers half his age"

Daily Mail@DailyMail

'Comatose' Mojtaba Khamenei 'is UNAWARE there is a war on and has no idea he is supreme leader', report says - despite regime issuing his 'first statement' trib.al/KSO4LzD

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Jarvis@jarvis_best·13 Mar

Daily Mail@DailyMail

'Comatose' Mojtaba Khamenei 'is UNAWARE there is a war on and has no idea he is supreme leader', report says - despite regime issuing his 'first statement' trib.al/KSO4LzD

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Pardon My Take@PardonMyTake·14 Mar

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doomer@uncledoomer·12 Mar

"i need a vehicle to deliver the mail that lasts half a century" grumman: "no problem" "i also need a heavy strategic bomber that uses low observable stealth to penetrate enemy air defenses" grumman: "you are not gonna believe this"

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Jordan Moore@iJordanMoore·12 Mar

Why doesn’t Ireland have a baseball team? Italy just grabbed a bunch of guys from Jersey and called it a national roster. Ireland could walk through Southie in Boston on a Saturday and field a full lineup by noon.

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