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Halloween is fast approaching. Can you spot the ghostly (goat-stly?) occupant of this vehicle in this photo from ca. 1920?

@darknessisdark i think about this all the time

many forget that the tik tok where he called Marsha P. Johnson his fashion inspiration was a stitch of me saying he looks like shit

@monkeybrainrat i’m awake now 🫶

taro drinks taste like the buttered popcorn jellybean

@AmyKayNelson @clhubes save me some of these please

@clhubes Gonna be this

she Large on my Hadron til i Collider

@darknessisdark omg this was exactly my meal last night

my “girl dinner” is a fat fucking burger, 3 glasses of wine, a caesar salad, spinach and artichoke dip, and an edible

@kthatesithere new shoes !

@darknessisdark omg my thesis is due on friday too 🫶

if you told me 1 year ago that i would actually turn in a thesis (that i was proud of) i would have stabbed you

doctor just diagnosed me with caring too much disease

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

@kthatesithere the Altar 👹

@AmyKayNelson sorry ❤️😭

I just asked the kids if they want to play CodeNames tonight and one kid said, "I call being Dad's partner," and I'm so irritated.

fighting at church, call that an altar-cation

tie me up with those strings the theorists keep talking about

desperately need someone to lay on top of me like a human weighted blanket

parked in a ramp without realizing i have no way to pay … i am stuck

Wow! Woman Experiencing Burnout Even Though She Doesn’t Work That Hard: ow.ly/zFyF50KSmGF

i love meal prepping (eating out and then having leftovers)