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@WhatsOnStage @SFP_London @NimaxTheatres @GillianA What a dump!

Breaking: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with Gillian Anderson and Billy Crudup to run in the West End – and further cast has been confirmed whatsonstage.com/news/whos-afra…

@JamesAHogg2 Followed very closely by this one.

For no particular reason, here is the mother of all “saucy” lines from Carry On Doctor, featuring the much missed Barbara Winsdor and Peter Gilmore. Good afternoon

@mrcarl_woodward …written by male critic, Clive Davis.

@VitzHorror Theatre is exclusive enough without people demanding that it remain for the few. Any way of getting new people through the doors who may well go on to discover a lifelong love of theatre can only be a good thing.

Stunt casting to end all stunt castings 💀 I feel terrible for the real theater fans that won't be able to see it bc her fans are gonna buy out all the tix, be completely obnoxious at the show and probably get the stage door canceled. Sorry if im not overly excited about this.

@Patty8862 Not Ben. Adam. I don’t even know his name!

@jon_mann Well he was only in the first two episodes and he seemed really nice and the whole Ross thing revolving around Ben has been massive in the early stage of this season!

They seem like lovely guys but wow are these two boring as players! #TheTraitors

@spm721 It’s Ben I always forget about

I’ve literally never seen this man before in my life?? #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

@Gizmo_Tweets I think that’s Solomon Davy. I saw him in The Code earlier this year with Tracie Bennett and John Partridge.

This Prince Charming at local panto getting a lot of attention charming the internet too 🤪

The Technicolor in Down to Earth (1947) is absolutely breathtaking....

@vicgoddard @RoyalMail I had one saying address was inaccessible. If inaccessible meant you couldn’t open a simple latch gate then perhaps it was.

Dear @RoyalMail the message below is a simple untruth. You have made no attempt to deliver the parcel. Someone has been in all day to receive it. At the time you state it was attempted the front door was open. Please just be honest and don’t become Evri

@scottygb Feel the heft of telly heaven

Yes I’ve already started making notes.

@MatthewRimmer @DeanPeirce66 @Bowtomephil The only real person from history in Titanique is Molly Brown - but it's really a parody of Kathy Bates.

@DeanPeirce66 @Bowtomephil Difference being the characters are fictional and aren't dying in a comedy.

Once again, I find Titanique remarkably tasteless. Real people died. Very much not for me. #StrictlyResults #Strictly

@smallstepforsam It's won various awards including an Olivier and has been running sold-out performances for over a year...

Don’t think Titanique will be selling many tickets after that trainwreck. That Celine “impression” felt offensive #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

@ClaretRich Titanique is a parody of the film and doesn't refer to the disaster that much. There is a real musical about Titanic which is poignant and devastating. Not all musicals are happy clappy. Les Mis is one of the world's most successful musicals & is set amid bloodshet.

Actually incredible that a musical about the Titanic exists. So disrespectful. Who thought that was a good idea? #Strictly

@therealmissjo Theatre has used colour blind casting for years. Where ethnicity is intrinsic to the story, (eg. Roots or Hairspray), then of course actors will be used. Even though this is a true story, it’s not about race. So suspend your disbelief. Whatever you do don’t go to see Hamilton!

Genuinely interested in how the Von Trapp kids in The Sound of Music production in London could be black. Did the Captain misbehave with a black woman? If so, wouldn’t that be a major part of the story? Or is it just pandering to diversity nonsense, destroying the story?

@vxobxny @Neil_McNeil This is literally the actor from both films whose face they superimposed with de-aged Jeff Goldblum

@Neil_McNeil the worst part is that P1 had q black guy

MY THERAPIST: De-aged Jeff Goldblum can’t hurt you, he isn’t real. DE-AGED JEFF GOLDBLUM:

@lucyjaynewhite1 So a Bengali tiger born in Siberia (to where maybe his mother fleed to escape poachers), shouldn’t have any rights to live on that land, contribute to the ecosystem there, or coexist alongisde Siberian tigers?

I seemed to have sparked some fiery debate. So, I will take the time to respond to some of the comments. Overwhelmingly, people are in agreement with me. As one person sums it up, "It's insane that we allow foreigners into our government." Now, to breakdown some of the less logical arguments, starting with Boris Johnson. 1. Did you know that a Bengali Tiger born in Siberia remains a Bengali Tiger?… It does not become a Siberian Tiger. The same logic applies to Boris Johnson being born in New York. Boris is ethnically White British (yes, we know he has a Turkish great-grandfather, cry me a river) and, regardless of where in the world Boris would have been born, he would always remain White British. Just as a Bengali Tiger remains a Bengali Tiger, despite being born in Siberia. Nusrat Ghani, being ethnically Pakistani, would always be ethnically Pakistani, whether born in Pakistan, the UK or anywhere else in the world. Just as a Bengali Tiger remains a Bengali Tiger, despite being born in Siberia. To conflate Boris Johnson being born in New York as being the same as Nusrat Ghani being born in Pakistan is beyond ludicrous. 2. There should not be a single Pakistani in the UK House of Commons, and here's why. Pakistanis in the UK are, by far, the most problematic foreign group. Shall I remind you why? The Pakistani Rape Gangs. Terrorist Attacks (e.g., London 7/7 bombs). Inhumane Halal Meat. Misogyny. First-Cousin Marriage and Birth Defects. Pakistanis are the No.1 nationality claiming asylum in the UK, despite there being no war in Pakistan (yes- totally fake asylum claims where 10,000 Pakistanis applied by exploiting a loophole). Calls to introduce Blasphemy Laws for Islam. Calls to build an international airport in Mirpur, Pakistan. Sadiq Khan destroying London. The spread of Mosques and the Islamification of the UK. Sectarian voting blocs that dominate election outcomes. The list goes on and on by the way. So excuse me for not wanting to see Pakistanis in British Politics after the unimaginable damage they have brought to our country. 3. As Aristotle said, "Democracy is possible only within homogenous ethnic groups." We have seen Muslim sectarian voting blocs across the UK (e.g. Naz Shah in Bradford West and Ayoub Khan Birmingham Perry Barr). Nus Ghani is praised as 'The first Muslim woman elected as a Tory MP'. Remember David Cameron's DEI policy of the 'A-list' to bring "Fewer white middle aged men, more women and more people from ethnic minorities" as candidates into the Conservative Party? Well, there you have it. 4. Some argue that Nus Ghani does a good job as Deputy Speaker. Sure, I am not saying she doesn't. But this is not an excuse to demographically replace our own people. We have seen the proportion of the White population across England & Wales decrease from 94% in 1991 to 74% in 2021. Trust me, it's a lot lower now after the Boriswave. DEI policies, in any country, are wrong because they take job opportunities away from the natives. The Overton window has shifted and people are awake.

@Auchepis @2D0XPS The reason why Ladybirds/Ladybugs are called such is because they’re named after Mary who was traditionally depicted wearing red.

@2D0XPS Mary is traditionally shown in blue 😎

Claiming you “fixed” the image on the left by making Mary and Jesus whiter is just nakedly racist.

@PeteAscolese I love Michelle Yeoh but she said she hadn’t even heard of Wicked until Jon M Chu contacted her. I’ve since heard (from dubious sources, admittedly) that Angela Bassett auditioned and now I’m thinking what could have been…

Glenn Close would have eaten.