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ballet tmrw chat im thinking pbnj for lunch

@DASBUNKER baseball?

@journaloardency At home probably but maybe verdugo bar?

Where we watching the game tomorrow chat

no thx u señor

the way my parents comment on my body makes me wanna throw up. like wtf is wrong with u mom, and thats why my feet smell

Me waking up early in the morning because my cat wants food

wtf fuck this pay for parking shit even with validation

this one has a pool and i need help finding my car irl

Latinaふぉれゔぇr

@DASBUNKER @no_one__wins pb&j tax!

@journaloardency @no_one__wins I just bought my supplies

Weighed myself and I’m still barely above 200lbs, I thought I’d at least be 210 by now, I’m also 6 ft and a 32 waist

steal his look

12 mins in traffic left need help my hand dexterity is no help closest reliable person i know is my primo who i can visit after wrk i stepped mud not dog shit pick up ur dogs shit

car trouble this morning (check engine light reappeared) the season of inconveniences welcomes me! park opens at 10am way too early to meditate with the ducks and swans, engine oil cap too tight, no one to help hair cutting to close to tardiness departing park

@no_one__wins @DASBUNKER may i suggest a pb&j?

@DASBUNKER I prob did too last time I went but I mean in muscle 😖

SIR, chipity chopity

@no_one__wins love dat 4 blinded by ur hubris :D

@journaloardency I don’t see how but alright!

I get to the airport a few hours early, I calmly make my way through TSA and then search the terminal for a bar I like the most, usually one with a nice view of the tarmac, I enjoy the drinks and people watching, I relax as long as possible until I can simply walk onto the plane

@remy_marc @no_one__wins whatever ya say

@journaloardency @no_one__wins naw this screams S-tier travel companion. no stress, no mess, flying tipsy and looking forward to a time travel nap.