Jerry Slezak

So last night I had a dream that I've had before where I'm in a college math class and have to take the final and I haven't gone to any of the classes. Except last night in my dream I did something new. I went to the Registrar's office and dropped the class.

@audreywatters <3 to you and Kin

@patrick_mj @jimgroom @DistinctLaugh @mburtis @shauser @rushaw We ARE putting the band back together. Already got @shauseroo. @jimgroom is next target. Playing the long game with @mburtis. Playing the longer game with @rushaw - climate change will make FXBG warmer and beachfront in time. What do I need to get @patrick_mj?

@shauser @mburtis @DistinctLaugh @jimgroom @rushaw @patrick_mj @packetjm It is a very effective team building exercise.

@mburtis @DistinctLaugh @jimgroom @jslezak @rushaw @patrick_mj @packetjm As I just texted @DistinctLaugh, "Really the true gift of Twitter is being able to mock Joe as a community."

@slamteacher @umwdtlt @mburtis @jimgroom @Jessifer @GardnerCampbell Hmm. I'm still here. One of the original members of DTLT. Still working with great faculty and students. Still providing DoOO to students. Rebuilding. Lights are on and I'll work hard with every person that comes through the door. I wish you all the best Sean.

@actualham @mburtis @PSUOpenCoLab I hope that someday I'll be as fortunate to hire someone like the person you just got. I already have the tweet ready: "Martha Burtis returns to UMW." Please take good care of her. I'm excited to see what all of you will do together!

@mburtis So happy for higher-ed because Martha has so much more to give it at PSU. So sad for me because I'm going to miss my friend. So. Much.

@jimgroom @shauser @timmmmyboy Business tax deduction!

@shauser @timmmmyboy No!

I think we may have lost @timmmmyboy for the rest of the week! We are back in 3D printing business

Favorite apocalypse song? Now that you mention it… metrolyrics.com/famous-last-wo…. #theend106

I remember, more than once, taking a sick day from high school and listening to Tom Petty as loud as it would go.

Nothing like a pound of bacon to season your cast iron.

Platforms are extractive; pedagogy should be focused on ALL our students. #DigPed

@smithpres Hi And - try resetting your NetID password if it may have expired - you can do this on your own here: password.umw.edu

@holden Enjoyed your talk and catching up. Glad I got to see you, sorry it was 7 years in between @readywriting @mburtis @jessifer @shauser

@timmmmyboy @Dharmah35 Come run the UMW Glo Run for Paino's inaug week. 8pm on Wed, April 4 at 8pm. @shauser and @cartlando will be there

@timmmmyboy @Dharmah35

Gotta love early spring days at #UMW @UMaryWash

@jimgroom nice to know you still care!

@ryanbrazell @shauser OK. I conceed. Talked to my oldest daughter and she also says it is a thing. Everywhere.

@ryanbrazell @shauser not a thing!