ShrimpsAreBroken

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ShrimpsAreBroken

@juniper2046

Formerly BrokenShrimpPieces... Tired. Love Horror and Hong Kong Cinema, Godzilla and nature. Fart jokes aplenty.

South Carolina, USA Se unió Kasım 2025

299 Siguiendo318 Seguidores

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ShrimpsAreBroken@juniper2046·22 Kas

It finally happened! This is my new account.

Broken-shrimp-pieces🦐@FBeePryce

Hey Sweethearts- Twitter is pretending to not know my email address. So when I get a new phone today,I will probably have to get a new account. I can't even sign into my laptop. I will make a name involving shrimp pieces and Juniper and come find you babies. 🖤🖤🖤

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@ernestolivo Yasss!

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Same, Animal...I feel you.

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊@raisinchoirgirl

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@rob37316784 I remember when vans played 8 tracks ...

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Rob Record Store Wreckage@rob37316784·8h

My late father’s favorite. We used to play the 8-track in the van. Yes van 🕯️

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@WishIwasSpock Thank you, bb. 🖤🖤

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Jeremy ↙️↙️↙️@WishIwasSpock·1d

@juniper2046 wishing you comfort 🖤🫂

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Today sucked.

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@BlocksSega 😂...boo

THE MONSTER@BlocksSega·22h

@juniper2046 🖤

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Now watching: Outrageous (1977)

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@ShilC072820 Fascinating

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Muzak Lover@ShilC072820·1d

Had a dream that I was at an army surplus store, and I got offended that they kept trying to sell me a pink t-shirt. Anyway…

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ShrimpsAreBroken@juniper2046·1d

@ev_hendo A little less

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evan@ev_hendo·1d

@juniper2046 Did they still sin this watch through?

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@HumanCinepede

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Human Cinepede@HumanCinepede·2d

#NW first time

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@ThirstyAssAlt Oh I love him. I need him to read me an old church cookbook.

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Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass@ThirstyAssAlt·2d

Honestly bring Joe Pera back we need him.

juggs reinhold@gfisworse

it ain't summer to me until i've watched joe pera build that bean arch

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@Infernalle 😂 We stabbing the kneecaps of people examining them....

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🦑 SOUTHSIDE SQUIDDLE SQUAD 𓅪𓅪@Infernalle·2d

@juniper2046 Are we stabbing her kneecaps???

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🦑 SOUTHSIDE SQUIDDLE SQUAD 𓅪𓅪@Infernalle·5d

Knees??? We checking the BMI on a kneecap? I’m sick 😭😭😭

lacey⋆˚꩜｡@dietcoke4evaaaa

You can tell Kylie has had so much work done by how fat/unmuscular her knees are lol.

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@tangy_tanger1ne I read that people were horrified when it came out, but I was laughing ..

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jason / harley@tangy_tanger1ne·2d

this fucking ending

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@fosterdadlance It was so great

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no, pepsi is NOT okay@fosterdadlance·2d

@juniper2046 Saw this recently, loved it

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊@AzPetrich·2d

Here to remind you again that Juneteenth isn't the celebration of the slaves being freed. It's the celebration of enslaved Texans finding out they were free TWO years after slavery was abolished....so.....UNTIL EVERYONE IS FREE, NO ONE IS FREE.

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