Justine Bock

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @IslayWhiskyCo Port Ellen 35 Year Old Stories of Wind & Wave from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @glenfarclas 50 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/glenf…

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Some context to why this may be very dumb. De Gea had a poor end to the season but his performance in 2017/18 vs United's expected performance was about 15 goals/10 points or 3 places.

@G_Money105 @replyall yes yes no?

Croissant: dropped Chickens: looked at Road: works ahead Your Actions: have consequences Junior: really handsome Them: were roommates Trey: has basketball game tomorrow Shavacado: fre Potato: flying around my room Me: smells like beef

Was gonna do a nice hooray for end of #adlfringe but unfortunately we currently stranded at Sydney airport cos we've been scammed by @kiwicom247 . They booked us on a flight that doesn't exist and now we have no money to get home because they're refusing to say it's their fault

Join us tomorrow from 12pm for our village fete inspired party including all the classic races, stalls and snacks you could possibly want.

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

In NOLA for @totc but sending my CAP love and best luck to the excellent @nicolesykesX for #southernshowdown17 #southercomfortuk #OffTheCuff

🍾 | Bottom in November to fifth in April. See you soon, @SkyBetLeagueTwo play-offs. #ECFC

1st DAY OF R&D + we at a hustings. UKIP candidate looks like the Monopoly man. As Monopoly fans this is a game changer #DCCCulturalhustings

@misscaparker @LinaBFrank @ct_bailey I own it on vinyl :)

Thanks to @BikeShedTheatre we'll be popping up down at the #Exeter quay this summer. Take a look at our plans here bikeshedtheatre.co.uk/the-boat-shed/

On Saturday we've Just D with the best of female artists to leave you empowered & exhausted bikeshedtheatre.co.uk/shows/justd/

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?

Bittersweet, a little smoky and a little savory, the Morning Bell has a bite that'll wake you up. buff.ly/2ic8pRl

Get to @bikeshedbar at 9pm tomorrow to kick the night off with some BINGo! WE GOT SO MANY CRAZY PRIZES (including cash) its gon get wilddd!

CONE OF CHIPS CONE OF CHIPS CONE OF CHIPS CONE OF CHIPS. There will be a massive prize for anyone dressed as a CONE OF CHIPS 🙃 @bikeshedbar

Dear #WhiskySanta, please please may I have Balcones Brimstone from @MasterofMalt for Christmas. I've been good! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/balco…