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Thank you ❤️ 🙏🏾

Utd are probably going to get Fernandez for £80m Question: is he the Marquee midfield signing or are utd going to get either of tchouameni/tonali? @rebsoit

The expectation internally at #MUFC, for a while, has been that Elliott Anderson is likely to go to #MCFC. #NFFC want a British record breaking fee. Confidence from City's side that they can reach an agreement soon. The focus became clear for United: Operation Mateus Fernandes.

@SirLeoBDasilva 😭😭😭

Looking back at my life, I was in Primary 2 Green and I was class captain. Someone farted in my class and my class teacher asked me to sniff everyone’s ass to find out the person who did. That man was crazy. I buried this memory till today. Damn

You pasterrrrd out?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SirLeoBDasilva Can u let us enjoy the WC fgs 😌🙄

First 4 game weeks of next seasons premier league at least, I know the Premier league will give Arsenal either Liverpool, Manchester United or Chelsea.

Our National grid needs 150 trillion naira upgrade to serve 24/7 electricity and someone cannot account for missing 210 trillion. Just one person

@FabrizioRomano Madrid d new ac Milan? They like free players now?

🚨 Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Agreement in place and contract approved. Two year deal plus one year option, fast deal by Madrid started 36h ago and closed immediately. Mourinho wanted Bernardo, he says yes and advanced talks revealed today are 100% confirmed.

@YesItsBash Wow u re really creative 😭

Make Every Xenophobic Idiot Come Out Read the first letter of each word

So Kulture is a keypad warrior #BBNaijaReunion

Kulture’s personality online (on Twitter) is bolder than the one offline. Shocking #BBNaijaReunion

Adverts during a Live World Cup match.

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

@EzinneamakaO 😂😂😂😂

if i play dumb, it’s 100% strategic

Gobor 🇲🇽

See save from Williams of South Africa 🇿🇦

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her. You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable. These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.

@Buchi_Laba If u had won the match, you wouldn’t have said this. Sit this out

This is not Top10 best match of the 2025|26 season but voting is what Manchester United fans are good at doing. Congratulations 👏🏾.

Today’s the day. @FIFAWorldCup 2026 is here. 🏆