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Se unió Nisan 2019
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D3278@Drebeeneast·
@baezfirst @_kingjonah Only once you start kissing on em, but just a quick bj or hookups perfectly coo 😎
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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·
🚨🤍 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Yan Diomande emotional letter to his late sister: "Dear Roxane, Remember when somebody bought me a fake United jersey, and I wrote Ronaldo 7 on the back with the black marker?" "We didn’t know rich or poor. We just knew happiness." "Remember 25 people sleeping in one house back in Abidjan? Mum wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone else wanted to watch movies. Remember how I always used to fake like I was asleep and then go into the TV room after midnight? I’d put the TV on real low. Just like 2 volume bars. I’d watch football in the dark and dream." "Remember when the adults saw me playing football in the dirt and nicknamed me “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I would shoot? And remember how I was secretly so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?" "Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, all the way near the Ghana border. Just a little boy on his own. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go into the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We did a “bank heist.” Two kids distracting the shop owner, and 18 other kids running out with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. It’s still my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with some oil. It reminds me of those times." "Remember when I got my first real football boots, and I used to sleep with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition." "Remember when I would come back home, and you would tell my friends from the neighborhood, “Why did you stop training? Yan is not going to buy you cars. You have to keep working." "You were 10 years old, and already my agent." "Remember how we used to sit and dream about moving to France? How we were going to go shopping and get our own apartment and I was going to be a rich footballer with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about nothing. You were the one who always believed that I could be the next Cristiano, when everybody else laughed." "Remember when I moved to America for high school at 15, and I was so homesick? I didn’t know what anybody was saying for months. They sat me next to a French kid, and he tried to translate everything the teacher was saying. Remember when I called you, saying, “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with teachers." "Back home, you know we wouldn’t even dare to blink at our elders." "Remember when I couldn’t believe the kids were smoking after school? You used to say it sounded like I was in an American TV show." "Remember when they took me on trial at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise even came up to me after one training and said, “Yo kid, you’re really good.”" "But they still didn’t sign me." "Even the B teams in the MLS didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all around Europe, and everybody kept saying no." "My visa was up. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together." "You were the one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed for Leganés and we cried different tears." "That was back when I used to have emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just blank." "I don’t even think I shed a tear the day they told me that you were gone. I was just in shock." "It was a few weeks after I made my debut for Leganés. Who makes their debut at 18 against Real Madrid? It was too crazy. It was a dream." "And then it was a nightmare. Someone kept calling me from back home. I was annoyed. I didn’t understand why they kept calling me." "I picked up, and they didn’t even soften it. You know how it is back home. No emotions. Just…….. “Your sister is gone.” “What?” “She died.” “What are you talking about?” “Somebody put something in her drink at a party, and she never woke up. She is gone.” "You were 15." "15." "I never got any answers. I don’t know if I want to know why. Maybe it was jealousy. Maybe it’s just something that happens in our country. Maybe I could have protected you. I don’t know." "I try to trust God’s plan. It’s all I can do. I don’t try to forget, because I know I won’t forget. All I can do is use the pain to work harder, and to do everything we dreamed about." "I wrote this because I can’t speak about it. I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on. I will make sure that everybody knows your name. The whole world." "Everything I do on a football pitch, it’s for you." "So much has happened since I last saw you…… You would not even believe it. I don’t know if I believe it." "You know what’s crazy? After my debut against Madrid, I actually swapped shirts with Mbappé. Remember when we used to watch him on TV, and you’d say, “Mbappé? Yeah, he’s good. But my brother is better.” "I was wrong about one thing. I don’t want to be rich. I see what it does to people, even to family. When I was at Leganés, everything I was earning, I was sending home. It got to the point where I didn’t even want money anymore. It was just a burden. They never stopped asking. I guess they thought I was a millionaire already. I didn’t even have an apartment. I was living at the training ground in a room with no TV. Just football and sleep, football and sleep." "I didn’t want a big house. I didn’t want cars. I just wanted to put everything into football. Everything to show the world that my sister was right……." "Ha…. you will think this is funny. When I moved to play at RB Leipzig, I was always late. Well, not late. But I was on time, which in Germany means you’re very late." "So you already know what I did next. I started arriving 90 minutes early to everything. I was so early all the time that the guys started calling me “The German.”" "I always have to overdo everything. I have zero chill. You always said that." "The pitch is the only place that I feel at home anymore. It’s the place where I feel calm, and I can speak to you. I just wish you were still here so I could tell you….. We did it." "Everything you said came true." "We’re leaving for the World Cup tomorrow. For real. Your brother is going to play for Côte d'Ivoire, like Drogba, like Yaya, like Gervinho." "I don’t even look at it like a game. I look at it like a stage. This is my chance to show the whole world what you saw in me. Every time I score, I’ll make sure everybody knows your name. I’ll make sure they don’t forget you." "You always said that I could be better than Cristiano. If I see him there, I’ll tell him hello for you." "I’m going to do what you predicted, I swear. Before I even had real boots, you were telling everybody, “My brother is going to be the greatest in the world.” "I will prove that you were right, or I will die trying... Your brother, Yan." — @PlayersTribune
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keviñho
keviñho@kebinalfonso·
@ElPaliCABJ Fair! Nico Paz has to get stuck in with intensity. This might take him to the next level.
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El Pali CABJ ⚓️
El Pali CABJ ⚓️@ElPaliCABJ·
Esta es la jugada que De Paul le recrimina “mete la pierna” a Nico Paz. De lejos se escucha alguien que le grita “fuerte Nico”. El chico tiene que aprender!
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Zach Lowy
Zach Lowy@ZachLowy·
The first players to score a brace at the World Cup: -Folarin Balogun -Kai Havertz -Yasin Ayari -Elijah Just Just like we all predicted.
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DÉYEMÍ
DÉYEMÍ@Odd_Legal·
@kebinalfonso @ZachLowy Yes! Two penalties and one rebound. I don’t care. That guy is most inevitable striker on his day.
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Ahmed Sadeq
Ahmed Sadeq@AhmedSadeq86499·
@gameatria Iraq is in group 9 Upset=27-18 2+7=9 1+8=9 Aymen Hussein is my favorite He is 30 years old now and he is on 33 national team goals Can score in his 96th national team game Norway =30-33-96
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gameisgone
gameisgone@gameatria·
So Mbappe scored goal no. 47 of WC Goal no. 137 (33 prime) and 139 for 🇫🇷 in WC Was his 57 and 58th goal for 🇫🇷 Mbappé brace was in 90 min, he completed his hat trick in extra time…. WC final was his 66th app for 🇫🇷 66 🔄 99 Back to back = 66 What kind of script is this
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Kevin Middleton
Kevin Middleton@coach_kevin_m·
Should we stop saying things like: "This is not game realistic" and ask "These players are still playing at an older age group and love the ball. I wonder what they did when younger to stay in love with the game?" Instead
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keviñho@kebinalfonso·
@Odd_Legal @ZachLowy 😭😭😭 The irony of that event will be a fucken Cinema. Most dog shit hat trick. But I will be there for all its glory.
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DÉYEMÍ
DÉYEMÍ@Odd_Legal·
@ZachLowy Who will be the first to score a hatrick? My guess is Viktor Gyokeres.
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Enrique
Enrique@magoinmortal·
@Ledezmismo Jugó bien; solo la cago bastante en esa que tenía frente a la portería que le pegó muy mal, fuera de ahí creó opciones de gol, a él le cometen la falta que termina en expulsión del rival. O a quien pondrían en su lugar???
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Ledezmismo (APUESTAS DE MUNDIAL)
¡QUE TREMENDA INJUSTICIA! 😠😠 Ante los reportes de la alineación que usaría el Vasco Aguirre para el partido de la Selección Mexicana contra Corea del Sur, todo parece indicar que Brian Gutiérrez quedaría fuera de la alineación titular, luego de que no tuviera su mejor partido en la inauguración. Sería lamentable que por un solo partido que no jugó como se esperaba lo vayan a dejar fuera cuando él ya demostró que es ese jugador diferente que le cambia la cara para bien a la Selección Mexicana en la ofensiva. Sobre todo porque Brian ahora iba estar en su cancha, con su gente y con menos presión ya que lo más difícil ya pasó que era jugar por primera vez el mundial. Ojalá el Vasco recapacite y le respete su lugar ya que Brian es sin duda alguna de los mejores y podrían arrepentirse si no lo meten.
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keviñho@kebinalfonso·
@magoinmortal @Ledezmismo Gil Mora, Orbelin, Chavez, Obed Vargas El Medio Campo Tiene demasiada competencia para creer que hay titulares. Brian es bueno. Pero tener competencia es mejor.
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CreativeDude
CreativeDude@creativeburne·
Ben Affleck says you're supposed to live in a village and see about 100 people in your entire lifetime "we weren't made evolutionarily as human beings like we're supposed to be living in a village and see about 100 people in our lifetime" "that's the vast majority of human history...that's how we did it and I still feel like in a way that's how we're socialized...it's why if you feel left out of a group it's very painful" "even social media for example you looking at stuff you know damn why is everybody life is so good...that's also is a basic primal thing"
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keviñho
keviñho@kebinalfonso·
@kghe0hw @SilkAzhagii @Mdvdndhbd That sounds awful. In Human Dynamics being Pretty is your pattern of behavior (ie respectful, manners, or being appropriate) Being pretty in society is looks and money. It’s ’Looking Good’. Take the cover off and you’ll find the crazy mess. Modern Society is lost.
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@SilkAzhagii @Mdvdndhbd You realise "being pretty" in human dynamics is just social status and money right
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💋@SilkAzhagii·
As a kid I remember being constantly confused why pretty women have ugly husbands. It was the final straw when I saw maybe the sexiest middle aged woman in all my 11 years of living and even she had ugly sex pest looking husband that she mogged. I realized then this is how it is
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JEYCY💙💛👉🦅👈🇲🇽
HDSPTM TENGO QUE RECONOCER QUE ÉL OJOS DE MAPACHE, LUIS GARCÍA Y CAMPOS SON UN D3SM4DR3 PARA NARRAR Y ME DIVIERTO Y ESO LOS HACE SER LOS MEJORES.
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A Sapien
A Sapien@ApexSapien·
@kebinalfonso @Wally0884274586 Then were two peas in a pod dude. This is why I don’t cold approach. No man approaches to get married. That would be insane. But if you’re just living life and a woman stumbles into your life. Different story.
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keviñho
keviñho@kebinalfonso·
@ApexSapien @Wally0884274586 Personally, I would rather it come to me spiritually. I will not fold to being low. Chasing women based off sexuality can be deceiving. Lust is deceiving. Then what? Give my kids the same childhood trauma I experienced? Keeping the cycle going? It’s my job to do better.
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A Sapien
A Sapien@ApexSapien·
@kebinalfonso @Wally0884274586 Bro, You get what I’m saying. You’re choosing your woman based on sexuality. Everything else builds off the idea. I would like to put my dick in a hole. I’m not saying that’s the end all be all. But it’s the inception
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