Khi 🤾🏾‍♂️

😂😂💯

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era.

Telling my girl it’s time to go cause the game about to come on

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

Offset got shot and instead of niggas sending prayers, 12 different niggas are saying how much he owe them 😭😭😭

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

Mfs really be afraid of failure my nigga you're literally going to die

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

The Falcons picking up free agents

If your mama & my mama grew up as friends.... WE COUSINS

Networking is crazy. You can literally get rich by meeting the right people.

me and the password I made when I was 11

Inside used to be punishment lmao