Lamdasaurus

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Bjp Blow job party 🥳🥳🥳

@aimaimrankhan mai ta swad leh ria 🤣

padosi mulk se jor jor se ronay ki awaj aari hai aaz

@AnaMaycry Lmao 🤣

@lamdasaurus aapse thoda kam pretty hai lamda ahehehehehe

the sky is so pretty today I love it

@chonkychihuahua dafuq!

Feeling terribly sorry for my grandfather because he lost his best friend :/ Not because he died, but because he (unsuccessfully) tried to murder someone who'd annoy him by making mean comments about him on facebook & now has to spend the rest of his life in jail

@AnaMaycry koi do raye nahi ismein toh

@lamdasaurus random guy ki baat main serious nahi leti ☝I personally like bhains very demure very elegant 😿

@ovhoeesay 😂

Padosio check kerlo modi pankhay se tou nahi latak gaya

@Daddyykitkat @VazeKshitij rofl 🤣🤣

@lamdasaurus @VazeKshitij Ye to kuch bhi nahi, koi bhai ka lawda meri car ka number apni bike par chipka ke chal rha aur uske helmet ka chalan mere car k number pr aarha 🤣🤣😭 thane me already diya h application

ONLY in India is this shit possible man LMAOO

I thought I would never tweet this in my life but - Thank you Pakistan for brokering world peace ✌️ 🙏

@zindabaddiie 😂😂😂

indians realising they lost another war against pakistan without even fighting them

@ShitpostGate 😭😭😭

@Daddyykitkat @SamosePaglu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SamosePaglu @lamdasaurus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SamosePaglu @beyoumf

@lamdasaurus @beyoumf i read it breastfeeding 👍

what is your one golden rule in life?

@heychuckles bhai ka khudka 9/11 hogya

@onlysammms Ughhhhhhhh whatever

men are losers even in their own fantasies

@SamosePaglu 6

@lamdasaurus 4peg down

yr life was funnier when i was yamraj 👍

@SamosePaglu arey mai apni baat kr rha reader's pov se

@lamdasaurus I dont drink bhai ✋️