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Scots private/equity lawyer | Glas/SJC Ox | Conservative 1997 general election candidate | Likes libraries, enlightenment, Radio 4, Oman, Scottish independence
London 🇬🇧🏴🇴🇲 Se unió Aralık 2010
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@LessGrumpy @moanaparte That’s too healthy for me. Remember I am from the west….
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@lanarkboy @moanaparte They also do the brown sourdough which is great.
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@MrJonnieB @London__Smoke I heard the last time he tried this trick that it was really not very good.
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@London__Smoke Also, he could be saying fucking anything. Who's Ancient Greek is good enough to be sure?
Cunt's game
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Yeah, folk can remember stuff
Let's not fellate the fucker too much, eh?
Christopher Kratovil@chris_kratovil
It’s not every day that one gets to listen to a former British Prime Minister recite from memory the opening passages of The Iliad in Ancient Greek, with no notes, in response to a random question from an undergraduate—and all while wearing what appear to be Thomas The Tank Engine socks. But today was one such day. My thanks to my good friend Brad LaMorgese for the opportunity to see the colorful and comic Boris Johnson speak tonight at the University of Dallas.
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@LessGrumpy @moanaparte I’m warming to Bromley. The Gail’s coffee is 10p cheaper than in other branches. That’s upside.
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@lanarkboy @moanaparte He didn’t set foot in Bromley once in 8 years. Still not forgiven the council here for Bromley LBC v H
GLC
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Trump Paradox: Most dishonest and honest politician in history
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.
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@moanaparte I once got shat on by pigeons in one crossing of Trafalgar Square. The only policy of ken Livingston’s I ever liked was his persecution of the disease ridden flying rats.
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@BrianSpanner1 Unless you go to the west end. Yes. That’s probably it.
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Congratulations on finding the one place in Glasgow for a photoshoot which doesn’t look like Mogadishu after a flying visit from the United States Marine Corps.
Alison Thewliss@alisonthewliss
🗳️ I lodged the paperwork today to stand as the SNP candidate for Glasgow Central. 🏴 In this election, we can put Scotland's future in Scotland's hands. Westminster doesn't work for Scotland - real change comes from the fresh start only independence can offer. #BothVotesSNP
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Well just added a life skill to the set. Updated the software on the washing machine.
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@LessGrumpy @ParrotLegal I think there might be one - across from the new Lidl. And of course Jolpai.
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@lanarkboy @ParrotLegal When I was at school we were allowed out at lunch and there were 4 chippies within 5 minutes of the gate. Now there are none.
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Chippy tea tonight. The one near us has closed so we tried a combined Chinese takeaway and chippy. It was absolutely fantastic. And… the fish had no skin so batter crispy on both sides. Definitely going back. And it was really busy which is always a good sign.
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@PeteSamuels5 That sounds extremely painful - but the state of the art at the time.
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@lanarkboy Lol! Back in the day, before PCs became common, I worked in avionics, specifications and test. Our docs routinely ran to 100s of pages. We had to 'nest' commands if we wanted something in bold AND underlined. WYSIWYG was a life changing invention!
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@chris_kratovil It’s his party trick. And not a very good one at that. He is a complete idiot.
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It’s not every day that one gets to listen to a former British Prime Minister recite from memory the opening passages of The Iliad in Ancient Greek, with no notes, in response to a random question from an undergraduate—and all while wearing what appear to be Thomas The Tank Engine socks. But today was one such day.
My thanks to my good friend Brad LaMorgese for the opportunity to see the colorful and comic Boris Johnson speak tonight at the University of Dallas.
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@ParrotLegal @LessGrumpy Did you bunk off from school? There is now a Lidl you will be excited to learn!
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@LessGrumpy A chippy fish with no skin…. you have discovered Utopia! I had chippy chips on my return from my epic journey yesterday - then felt guilty (and a little sluggish) immediately after.
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@PeteSamuels5 Gosh. I am going to stick to InDesign and things with a GUI.
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@PeteSamuels5 I am graphic design geek (in my head at least) but I have never heard of that. I will google now!
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@lanarkboy .RTF or go home!
And only that if you can't get VAX Document to work....
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Can’t sleep so up doing some book work. Decided to watch a 1970s movie while working - the first five mins has been successive “partner” logo screens. So funny. “Let’s just add loads of random logos”. I love Indians.
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