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@libcatjibcat
blonde bisexual disaster (bbd) | co-chair of the limp wrist committee
pitt, pa | 27 Se unió Haziran 2012
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wife wanted my last name bc of the alliteration it would give her full name … yknow what sure 👍
Alyssa 🌻@alyssaleann
my lukewarm take on married last names is that whichever is the coolest last name should “win” and become the family name example: my maiden name was Mars, and I changed it to Hakanson to match my husband he works for NASA we chose poorly
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@WackyMatthew91 @nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz me too lol i drink alani all the time it just made me giggle
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@libcatjibcat @nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz You can buy feeder mice at a pet store for 2 bucks or so. Small price to pay if you're looking to go viral. The production process for drinks like this just doesn't allow for something like a mouse falling in. I'm very confident this is fake.
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@nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz By pushing a dead mouse through the hole? It wouldn't be difficult.
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mind you i’ve worked in postpartum/NICU for 5 years and i haven’t seen a SINGLE “karen” 🤭
Werner Zagrebbi🇦🇿@zagrebbi
Caitlyn Jenner killed the name "Caitlyn". When Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, the popularity of the name Caitlyn itself crashed. According to Social Security data, "Caitlyn" went from the 588th most popular baby name to dropping out of the top 1000 released names completely in just a year.
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ngl if this happened to me, it’d be instant divorce and single mom era.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
Men getting disappointed when the gender reveal turns out to be a girl.
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this just made me feel sooooo much better about my side boob in triangle bikinis … #freethemthangs2026
erin ♡@erinmhk
to anyone who ever sent me love, hate, or anything in between…thank you. meet your new 2026 SI Swim Rookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡
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they actually don’t want to make clothes that fit and work for your body when you have big boobs
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@legit_scumbag i think it’s a mix of holding positions for awhile and muscle spasms from orgasms (hopefully)! i be shaking like a leaf 🫨🫨
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Why do women's legs get all weirdly Shakey like that after sex wtf is that about
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record myself singing along to “behind these hazel eyes” by kelly clarkson on my ipod nano 5
James 𝕏ond@james_xond
People who grew up without smartphones: WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE BORED?
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kinda lost my mind when my parent’s family friends started drunkenly flirting with me for the first time.
microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace
I have gotten skinny at various points in my life, and it's wild experiencing every single person including your closest friends and family treat you better. It kind of makes you hate everyone to realize how conditional everyone's love and care is.
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