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paradise Se unió Ağustos 2011
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A Nigerian 🇳🇬 man was reportedly caught in Thailand 🇹🇭 with drugs and a fake South African 🇿🇦 passport… and now even his own brothers have gone online to publicly distance themselves from the chaos 😭
When your family starts issuing statements, you know you're seriously offside.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Bro!! This man Sabi handle these SAs so much. Bro won the conversation in just 57 seconds 😭💔
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In 15 months, the NAF logged 8,665+ missions in 9,928 sorties with 15,915+ flying hours. Agusta helicopters were key, delivering precision strikes, ISR, combat SAR, and casualty evacuation across the North East, North West, and North Central.
Since the AW109 Power induction, the fleet has boosted counter-terror ops with speed and accuracy, degrading insurgent strength and improving troop survivability.
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-British guy goes to Africa: “What’s this animal called”
-African tribesman: “We call it Okapi”
- Western scholars: “The Okapi was discovered 150 years ago by that British guy”
FranceNews24@FranceNews24
🔴 INFO - #Nature : L'#okapi a la tête d'une #girafe, les rayures d'un #zèbre, le corps d'un cheval et une langue bleue assez longue pour nettoyer ses yeux et oreilles. Découvert il y a moins de 150 ans, il vit uniquement à l'état sauvage en République démocratique du Congo.
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Where’s the curse at for the white man that killed Ashlee Jenae?
🐦 🧠 🧙 s 🤣
Red Media@RedMedia_us
The witches are now on Klay Thompson's ass for breaking Megan's heart.. 😭 "Klay will go bald and loose all his games"
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Glad we’re back to admitting that men can’t get pregnant.
Invis🧜♀️@invis4yo
If men got pregnant, abortion would be: – legal – safe – free – available at pharmacies – and called healthcare
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so, make i no call thief THIEF because i nor get money for am to thief?
𝓂𝓇𝓈 𝓈𝓌𝒶𝑔𝑜💋@naijamaneater
even you wey no get up to 500 naira for account dey follow them call woman “gold digger”. which gold you get abeg?
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@Flohairs When South Africa bully them, I no put mouth.
People that sit at their home every Monday are against a monthly sanitation of few hours. They need to be really checked.
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@Flohairs @Eazzy_Ayo622121 When we understand their agenda, na all of us go turn comrades…I have been saying his for a while now!
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@Flohairs Don’t let bullies shut you down, say what you believe and post your opinion. We don’t give an inch to bullies.
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Oh na Igbo ., dirty smelling bigots. The biggest bigots in the history of Nigeria .
Liuizzy@liuizzy4
Oh, na yoruba woman. Dumb fools
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Karma is coping mechanism popularised by evil people to keep their victims from turning on them.
Ghar Ke Kalesh@gharkekalesh
If karma is real, then why are so many evil people living their best life?
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i knew Nigerian banks were unserious when my friend tried to ghost his parents…
his dad just walked into the bank and asked for his statement
they printed everything for him.
from food, hotel reservations to sportybet 😭😭
Otunba Kappachino®@im_Kappachino
Whoever advised mtn to be selling out people’s line advised them wrongly. I woke up to see my other acct cleared again after they cleared my access bank before. Shame on Nigeria banks, in 2026 we can’t change small personal details on the app… useless banking app
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