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@kenzietuff @AntonyOBeara She didn't want to play cars with Dad either

@AntonyOBeara I assume she is divorced

Mom post in Montessori group asking for activities to do with her 4-year-old son she is “coparenting” because she “doesn’t want to just play cars” even though he wants to and honestly I think the next generation raised by these sort of moms is “cooked”, as the youths say.

@hector_drummond Probably counting an entire year's worth of rainfall over a field per slice of beef eaten.

Does the average Brit really use 137 litres of water a day? Or are there more people in Britain than we think?

@FedeFadePSK no spoilers!

The fun fact of today is that I have just saw an Italian user playing on a switch 2 the legit version of leaf green because he got the codes via mail after the pre order. With video proofs and everything. Fire red instead doesn’t work yet. Amazing. 😂

@BoringBiz_ Salesman says his product is the solution to your problems

The CEO of Microsoft AI is literally telling you that most accountants, lawyers and consultants will be automated within the span of 2 years It’s over

@SPCMNandHOBBES Rocket Edition was great fun

i have nine fan made roms that are better than anything nintendo has produced on my iphone

@Sherlockked1 @stockpiledclay I don't want my fantasy RPG to be interrupted by Richard Ayoade yapping to the camera

@stockpiledclay Y'all really don't like to have fun while playing a game huh

I’ve never lost all interest in a game so quickly

@Stealth40k Yeah, celebrate with the Ocarina of Time 3DS Soundtrack on Nintendo Music!

The 40th Anniversary of The Legend of Zelda series is February 2026. That's coming up fast. That's an another anniversary I think Nintendo will be prepared for.

@Ryan91320017 @SupergiantGames buy a real system then

@SupergiantGames Ridiculous for Hades 2 to come to PlayStation last, you're not a tiny low budget indie dev anymore, you could've let people buy your game at the same time

Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥 HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.

@THISISBFG it does

Writing like this doesn't make it a poem

@LeodNoise Couple more should do it

Another goalkeeper!

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@HensDBD 20 hours would only be considered a brand new player in DBD

Nurse is not a difficult killer past the first 5 matches You could take a brand new player teach him nurse for 20 hours and they could easily compete with survivors that have thousands of hours worth of experience

@laurenlself just gain 20lbs of muscle bro

LISTEN UP BOYS

@Emma_A_Webb do you have children?

There is a plague of parents letting their children watch cartoons out loud on phones and iPads in public. If this is you, you’re teaching the next generation to be antisocial and inconsiderate. Stop it.

@Wealth_G3n @NoContextBrits These still exist, you could take your children to get their feet measured tomorrow if you had generated some kids as well as wealth

@NoContextBrits Proper service in a shoe shop. Now you have to try shoes on yourself !!

This was such a weird feeling.

@ljames2021 @NUFC if only we could be as well supported as Sunderland

@NUFC Shift change at the airport or greggs??

Our winning run comes to an end at St. James' Park. ⏱️

@EPM106 you can be both evil and happy

“one must imagine sisyphus happy” is so funny to me because the reason he has to do that is because he’s in hell for being evil

@domjoly @ZiaYusufUK no, they're in a hotel down the road.

@ZiaYusufUK Are the military aged males in the room with you now?

Military aged males that have entered the UK illegally via small boats now outnumber the total available soldiers in the British Army. Most are from Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Iran. The Westminster elite are inflicting a national security emergency on the British people.

@Babygravy9 simply stack it with some HGH to even it out

We knew Ozempic use was linked to severe muscle loss, but now it looks like the "wonder drug" also causes heart muscle to shrink, which is seriously, seriously bad.

@KamalaHarris jesus christ

Black men deserve a president who cares about making their lives better.