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the feminine urge to drop out of school and binge watch glee

he was born with the soul purpose of looking gender right in the eye and saying “fuck you”

how it feels being single and watching dan and phil

if you see phil lester being yelled at by his tall and handsome brunette boyfriend with pretty brown eyes do not intervene he is EXACTLY where he wants to be

@resistancemp3 baseline (and what i do) is if they dont have an age or are listed as very young, keep interactions public, pg, and fandom focused. some people take it a step further and don't allow people under a certain age to follow them so they can feel extra comfy posting whatever

genuine question. i'm 29 & haven't rly been in fandom spaces in years so i've been trying to only follow back 23+ bc everything makes me feel CREEPY AND OLD. when i was a teen here i never thought much about it but as the adult i feel responsible. PLEASE what's the etiquette

@h0rse_b4llz you suggested the song cigarette daydream to me once like 4 years ago and i still think of you every time it comes on the shuffle 😂 miss you friend, hope you're surviving 💚

@turtlechick1 i told you im a pining bitch

i don't want to do homework i just want to think about how im in love with her

@turtlechick1 @nocontextmemes i do, this is what they mean by intersectional oppression

Dungeons and dragons is a good movie if you don't know about Dungeons & Dragons, but it is a fantastic movie if you do, oh my God, Simon is literally just using prestidigitation

a thought I regularly have is "If Miss Piggy showed up at my wedding I would be truly happy" which like, yeah true, but where does that thought even come from and why is it so frequently on my mind ive never had a serious relationship

Emma Stone says she is not playing Miss Piggy in the ‘MISS PIGGY’ movie that she is producing. “That is the biggest insult to Miss Piggy I’ve ever heard, and I will not have her name dragged through the mud like that. Why would I play a literal star? She’s the greatest. No, of course I’m not playing Miss Piggy” (Source: wmagazine.com/culture/emma-s…)

the bear video is my favorite internet video and it means so much that dan and phil love it too

@turtlechick1 im in love with you

// burrow’s end NOT THEM LOOKING AT EACHOTHER LIKE TULA DIDN’T JUST ZAP AN INSANE AMT OF JAYSOHN’S HIT POINTS WHILST BEING MIND CONTROLLED.

this randomly being the perfect danandphil™️ clip

ok so kermit and miss piggy the characters are like karate chop, banjo kermit and miss piggy the actors are friendly coworkers engaged in decades worth of cold, psychological warfare

“we need some strong boys to help us stack these chairs” me, a 10 year old girl:

Don't worry babygirl i'll pay our mortgage forever