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Mark Sheldon

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Big Gulps, huh?

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Miami Heat player continues to shoot during Canadian anthem...
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Going to bed happy knowing that Jeff Hoffman will never get a chance to save another game for my favourite baseball team.
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Jeff Hoffman is the weirdest hill to die on for this management team. He’s not good. Yet, this continues. And now they’re like tripling down. I don’t want to be insulted with the gaslighting anymore. I’m supposed to believe this is all-in? It’s all empty words.
Keegan Matheson@KeeganMatheson

John Schneider: “I know there may be people who don’t want to hear this, but I’ve got a lot of trust and confidence in Jeff Hoffman.” “If there’s a situation to close out a game, I’ll take Jeff Hoffman.” #BlueJays

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Mark Sheldon@markdsheldon·
Psychopath. Sociopath. Narcissist.
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Shoutout Rick Bowness. A real one.
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What’s with every good golfer on planet Earth being a massive dickhead?
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But most Raptors fans should have seen this coming five years ago. The writing has been on the wall for half a decade now. You only have yourselves (and Bobby and Masai) to blame.
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Mark Sheldon@markdsheldon·
It’s more just accepting reality at this point, Keith. The Raptors are not a good team. And Scottie is the best player on a max deal. They have terrible contracts. A flawed roster. The basketball is putrid. And they are truly terrible to watch. Like, awful. People are mad.
Keith Smith@KeithSmithNBA

I'm not calling out this poster specifically, but I've had a lot of this in my mentions today. So, I come in peace when I ask: Are Raptors fans really this down on Barnes and the team this year? Or am I getting a weird cross-section of the fanbase in my mentions? I feel like Barnes is coming along just fine and the team has had a nice step-forward season. Thought most Toronto fans were there too.

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@RaptorBag We can definitely keep the hammer and nails in the toolbox, but surely a cross would suffice!
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Mark Sheldon@markdsheldon·
@ChefReactions The first mistake wasn’t booking the flight without insurance, Chef. It was picking Arsenal as a club to cheer for. They’re like the Marty of the EPL.
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I’m also a dual-citizen of a European soccer powerhouse nation. I would never cheer for them over the country I am from because my grandfather liked black pudding. Pride? Heritage? Lineage? Tradition? Legacy? Success? Like, what are you even talking about?
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“Italian”-Canadians having an absolute meltdown over this because their great-nonna was born in Bologna 121 years ago. You are Canadian and still said you’d cheer for Italy over Canada. Many of you. Because of…heritage? Stop it. That’s shameful. That’s what’s embarrassing.
Canada Soccer@CanadaSoccerEN

Dear Italian soccer fans, Don’t wait four more years. Swap your jersey for Canada. Find us outside @cafedipTO tomorrow, April 4 2026, between 10 am to 2 pm

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Evan@torontosports67·
I didn’t know that 10oz was this little! Wtf is an oz anyway (mini chocolate egg for reference)
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