Mark Humphries

Avoid buying spares from @HighbridgeCC they tried to charge me £33 for this tap part this morning and thankfully @DavanCaravans have the same part for £10 or £9 with your loyalty card. If you don’t need them urgently Amazon £4.95. Thanks Davan for treating customers respectfully.

@EamonnHolmes Social media bullying at its lowest. No matter what you know or don’t know it’s statements like this that makes me question social media, really it’s antisocial media. 😢

Schofield has just put out a delusional statement. Like Holly he puts it on Insta Stories so if it goes wrong there is no record after 24 hrs. I'm reluctant to give the liar any more publicity but believe me Pip if u r looking for a fight , u have picked on the wrong person !

@Pxfarms Very proud of what you have done! Congratulations on your 20yr anniversary. It’s better celebrating the business birthday than our own 😂

I’m reflecting on me 20 yrs ago. It was only a name, £1500 and VAT number.

@Pxfarms I believe sir you taught me to drive! Albeit a triumph dolomite 😂

Driving lesson continues while checking the drilling

@BBCNews The BBC is pathetic and quite frankly a control freak they should be ashamed

Gary Lineker's tweet row... in under 90 seconds bbc.in/3T7o2cu

@Steve4Yatton @jhansonradio 🙈

First the wiggly lines, now there’s a new controversial road marking on Clevedon sea-front🚧 What do you make of this?

@bbcquestiontime is Mat Hancock the only MP a to leave quickly when he made a mistake… is he different to the others?

@NicolaSturgeon @UKSupremeCourt I agree why can’t village make decisions without Westminster?? 🤔🤔🥱🥱

1/ While disappointed by it I respect ruling of @UKSupremeCourt - it doesn't make law, only interprets it. A law that doesn't allow Scotland to choose our own future without Westminster consent exposes as myth any notion of the UK as a voluntary partnership & makes case for Indy

@JackGrealish @England Well done this is fantastic

For you Finlay ❤️

@JodieMarsh I don’t understand the government didn’t create Covid. Handcock was doing his job at the time. Made a mistake and resigned.

My mum passed away from cancer during the lockdown & we were only allowed 30 people at her funeral. We weren’t even allowed to sit together. She had NO visitors leading up to her death. The fact that ITV think it’s acceptable to put Matt Hancock on I’m a Celeb is disgusting.

@Peston Is it really or is an economic reset well overdue?

The really grim news is that the Bank of England expects the UK to be in recession from mid this year all the way through to mid 2024. Dire. And then it expects growth to pick up only to an annualized anaemic rate if 0.75%. Really dire. And like to be made worse by Hunt’s…

@Keir_Starmer A long statement that says absolutely nothing about your policies, you need to sell better than this because we not hearing you. What’s the value in a costly general election, sell it to us all…..

After 12 years of Tory failure, the British people deserve so much better than this revolving door of chaos. We need a general election, now. My full statement:

@NicolaSturgeon not sure that’s something to boast about it says more about your relevance

If she doesn’t mind, I’ll now just wait for whoever will become the 5th PM (so far) during my time as FM 😉

@trussliz On your way please. #worstpmever a weak leader does not come close to describing your tenure

As Prime Minister, I will always act in the national interest. Growing the economy remains our mission, ensuring people can get good jobs, new businesses can flourish and families can afford an even better life. gov.uk/government/spe…

@Hunted_HQ @SU2CUK @AlisonHammond Yes, but no one likes a grass

@JonathanPieNews I think parliament is done, time to kick the lot out and find anew way to govern

We are fucked. This is so embarrassing.

So @Ryanair asked us to be at the airport 3hrs early, arrived exactly three hours early and 30mins later there is still no staff at the bag drop 🤔

@IcebergShares @BBCLauraKT Yes you are correct

@markhumpy @BBCLauraKT Anything you don't want hear about. Got it.

@IcebergShares @BBCLauraKT It could be anything …. the point is it’s old news move on party gate is getting very boring … we all know the rules were broken, fine them, do nothing whatever, just move on

@markhumpy @BBCLauraKT Yep every newspaper column, every tweet, every reporter MUST report on Ukraine…or else.