old sheldon

504 posts

old sheldon

@martymediocre

Se unió Mayıs 2024

114 Siguiendo25 Seguidores

old sheldon@martymediocre·8h

This guy has one of the worst lives of anyone I’ve ever seen just every day sitting around for hours in a different city in the rain getting assaulted by teenagers for hours on end Still really funny tho

Benonwine@benonwine

Bob getting attacked AGAIN but from a different angle. Please Share so we can find these Leftie scum and hold them accountable and get justice for Bob.

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old sheldon@martymediocre·11h

@PunishedBones As an Aries I can confirm this is true

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Socially Awkward Limerent Hug Addict🇪🇺@PunishedBones·12h

As an aquarium I can confirm this is total shite

“@ettanoxiv

Leo sounds about right

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old sheldon@martymediocre·12h

GIF

NBACentral@TheDunkCentral

The Spurs remain committed to De’Aaron Fox as their franchise point guard, per @WindhorstESPN (h/t @RealGM )

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old sheldon@martymediocre·12h

@PFasico Nuh uh

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PapayFasico@PFasico·2d

Dato curioso Debido a que Choso es un objeto maldito, no puede reencarnar al contrario que Humanos y Maldiciones Significa que Choso y Yuki NO se encontraron en el más allá y sus almas JAMÁS se volverán a encontrar

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

Does anyone else not like profiles of people they think they’d never have a chance with or am I just a loser chud

old sheldon@martymediocre

Finally got over my GRUESOME skin condition gonna get back on the old dating apps and find me a spicy mamacita

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

Finally got over my GRUESOME skin condition gonna get back on the old dating apps and find me a spicy mamacita

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

Having hay fever sucks wdym the grass is attacking me

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

@Thatpotato33 oomf just posted let’s see what she s…

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eater of estrogen🍔🏳️‍⚧️@Thatpotato33·16h

Kablooey

eater of estrogen🍔🏳️‍⚧️@Thatpotato33

I have an idea but you'll all hate me for it

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

@fixxieee so friggin tuff

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mellipede@fixxieee·13h

@martymediocre being chill is pretty chill

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mellipede@fixxieee·13h

i’m stalking my girlfriends highlights like a disheveled 60yr old man and drooling sorry oomfs who are desperate for gf i want to post on my twitter about how much i love my gf because i love my gf send tweet

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old sheldon@martymediocre·13h

@VautismSpeaks Yeah I understand what those words mean in that order

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Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴@VautismSpeaks·21h

It’s hard to reconcile our undeniable susceptibility to trends and peer pressure with our belief in a persistent Self but there’s no denying the twitter algorithm got me into pits

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old sheldon@martymediocre·14h

@WOLFSTEAX This is cool you should have nightmares more often

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🐺🥩❌@WOLFSTEAX·1d

Painting of a nightmare I had recently.

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old sheldon@martymediocre·2d

I know every young celeb death is a surprise but Oliver tree dying is especially unreal to me

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old sheldon@martymediocre·2d

@fixxieee Don’t mess with us amazing digital gooners

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mellipede@fixxieee·2d

people who jerk off to pomni piss me the fuck off stupid bullshit normie faps

Generatornaya@generatornaya

Pomni SFW

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old sheldon@martymediocre·2d

@poppin1w3 trvthnvke

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poppin1w3™@poppin1w3·2d

@martymediocre nets fans don't exist 😭

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old sheldon@martymediocre·2d

Imagine being a nets fan right now lol

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old sheldon@martymediocre·2d

@kikiballchange (in his whiny italian perv voice) “congratulations to the new york lakers for beating wembanana and winning the nfl, i will be inviting jamal brunson to join me in welcoming Benjamin Netanyahu on his 3 day visit to New York next Thursday”

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