Matt Brown

I need "Pastor's Answering The Door" to Jehovah Witnesses & Mormons to become a thing on Youtube. I will immediately stop watching cop's arrest people & watch these interactions all day: youtu.be/zmqQOlvny9g

@mervpilgrim dear lordy, this is accurate

My daughter used AI & her son’s texts begging her to check him out of school to make a hilarious song 🎶 😂

@musicphanatic @stephenvstrex ahhhhhhh dang

@stephenvstrex Yep. He blocked me years ago, lol

as a melodramatic author who really has no idea what i’m doing most the time, except writing for write sake is terribly fun and horrible at the same time. i just read today that gavin newsom bought 67,000 copies of his own book which was 2/3rds of its sales. what a dork.

@stephenvstrex @EmceeDragon I know it's not popular, but I'm at: 1) Illusion of safety 2) artist in the ambulance 3) 4) 3 & for 4 go back & forth between Beggars and To Be Everywhere Is To Be Nowhere... but if I'm being totally honest Beggars sometimes competes to be my number one...

yesterday, i was talking to my favorite kiwi, @emceedragon and i did this list a few years ago but thought i’d give it another go since we talked about thrice. without further ado: my thrice albums ranked that nobody asked for vhessiu major/minor the artist and the ambulance the alchemy index to be everywhere is to be nowhere beggars horizons / west illusions of safety horizons / east palms identity crisis

@blessd_skatebrd @stephenvstrex @EmceeDragon lets go!!!

@stephenvstrex @EmceeDragon I’d say that top 5 is about right, although I might hafta squeeze beggars in there somehow

@musicphanatic @m_anthonyharris It sure was!

@m_anthonyharris @matterbrown I think that was from the first Punk Goes Pop compilation

What's a cover song you think is better than the original? The twist, it can't be an obvious choice like Johnny Cash covering Hurt, or Soft Cell covering Tainted Love.

I’m gonna miss Cub Swanson something severe.

On this day in 2003, Saves the Day released their fourth album, In Reverie. To the band's surprise, their label practically abandoned the album, and fan reception was divided. Sometime before the marketing for In Reverie shut down, Chris Conley performed "Driving In The Dark" acoustically for Rolling Stone

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you play bass in a punk or hardcore band you do not have to play a Fender Precision. There's a whole other world out there!

@Mericamemed I am so sorry, this is happening

Now this is one wild story. The amount of lawsuits coming down the pipeline with stories like this is going to be astronomical.

This is so accurate. Especially the BJJ one 😂

@AltPress @Alkaline_Trio Trucks and Trains

🖤💀 25 years of Alkaline Trio’s From Here to Infirmary. What’s your favorite song?⁠ ⁠ 📷 by Brigitte Engl/Redferns

@anna_gvf Sincere Engineer

i need some more band recommendations with female lead singers!!! istg if anyone says paramore…

Mr Inbetween - Very late on this one after being told to watch it for years. Like a show focused around an Australian Mike from Breaking Bad. Packs more in its 30 minute episodes than most shows a whole season. Perfect character work, gut-punch emotional hits and very funny

Ive been bleating to people for what feels like a few years about this show. Probably because ive managed rewatching the whole thing 3 times. It really is everything this guy has written and more...#MrInbetween @FXNetworks #ScottRyan

Two Converge records, a new Neurosis record, a new Dillinger Four song…what a time to have male pattern baldness.

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

“If you go in my house, there are no UFC titles. There are no UFC pictures of me. You can walk in my house, and you will not see one lick of mixed martial arts— not one picture of me fighting—nada, nothing. So my daughter doesn’t know why I’m popular. She goes, ‘Daddy, why are you so popular?’ When we went there, I pointed to the video while holding her. She goes, ‘Oh, that’s why you’re popular.’” Demetrious Johnson on having his daughter in attendance with him at UFC Seattle.

@sciencegirl For less money, we could probably pay to get this guy some cooking lessons.

This guy cooks a $200 wagyu steak in $300 of honey 📹 Noah Klein