Max Dyckhoff

False. This order is $132 in LA, which I suspect is the most expensive market in the US. It is the highest end ingredients at Whole Foods. It’s also enough ground beef to feed a family of two for a week. Trump isn’t mean. He’s dangerous.

@joethephish @tinybakeryLE2 It looks like someone has stolen half of both your pastries. Demand a refund!

I think… everything’s gonna be alright, thanks to @tinybakeryLE2

@likeOMGitsFEDAY @Delta I fucking hate it when that happens.

Wow fuck you @Delta for removing my global entry number from my boarding pass in between the 24 hours when I verified after I checked in and me getting to the agent at pre check, after subsequently screwing up my husbands frequent flier miles and last name on our itinerary.

@joethephish Happy birthyesterday BTW! Also you haven't been to Scotland for 8 years? That's wild!

Off to Scotland for the first time in 8 years today! Literally A Highland Song's main inspiration was simply homesickness. Hopefully our holiday house will be better than this one, and the weather will be better than this.

@joethephish Gonna need more info on your coffee setup mate.

Coffee nerd alert: I’m obsessed with this tamper. The ring pattern has zero effect on the coffee but it’s SO SATISFYING

@DavidEllis I got my kid a roll of Sacagawea dollars and gave her one for each tooth, along with a note hand written in tiny script.

So…what’s the going rate on tooth fairy visits these days?

@StephenSeanFord What the fuck.

imagine celebrating all those years of hard work at your graduation ready to start your life only to have this fucking inept gilead cultist smooth brain say “women only valid when have baby”

@TheLastHunter19 @ThatsNoMoonEnt Made some tomato soup and garlic bread for lunch today.

@ThatsNoMoonEnt Good morning what are you cooking?

Sure, our studio has ... 🏃 A world-class Mocap Stage 📽️ Screening Rooms 🖥️ Dev Area ...but has anyone told you about the custom TNM cornhole boards?

@WJacky101 What's the best game mode to play to avoid bots?

Instead of putting 50 bots in a game to reach 100 "players" I would rather see the game start with 50 players and then start directly in phase2. Bots in a PvP game like PUBG ruin the experience completely imo. Takes 1 bot to blow your cover and ruin an awesome PvP moment!

The number of "lighting is broken, must be the eclipse" jokes in our meetings today is TOO HIGH. Just kidding, it's the perfect level. And I am making most of them.

@joethephish @inkleStudios It's also really, really easy for me to come to SF so happy to meet you there. It was $140 round trip and it's only 45 mins of flight time. I was literally going to come up for the day (had some meetings I wanted to attend). Hope you have fun!!

@maxdyckhoff @inkleStudios Aw no! Would have been lovely to catch up. I’ll try to remember to let you know next time I’m here in case you’re around!

Excited!

@izzyfiacco Wow!! Incredible news Izzy.

@superfunc Never in the history of video games has there been a game which someone hasn’t utterly hated for absolutely no reason. I think this means you’re succeeding?

I just feel really sad I have strong opinions on shmup design & programming, but I try to approach everything respectfully. I don't know why this rubbed someone the wrong way to the extent they needed to make burners to shit on me on reviews, but its just disheartening.

@tomday999 @SafetyBlade_HS @MarvelSnapZone @SnapDecks I am not very good at Snap but I have got Infinite every month for the last six months playing 95% on iOS, within 1-2 weeks of the start of the season.

@SafetyBlade_HS @MarvelSnapZone @SnapDecks I’m assuming all of the content creators who are saying day one infinite aren’t doing so on iOS. I’ve done it once in about a year and I play every day. I’d love one of you guys to actually try…

Day 1 infinite with Supergiant and Black Swan! Enough said. Decks great. @MarvelSnapZone @SnapDecks

@vengefularia Entirely appropriate. Bonus points if it somehow breaks the compiler.

Text emoticons in code comments, yay or nay?

@BrE_ZyS @ThatsNoMoonEnt Thanks Bre! Please apply through our website to the job you’re interested in and then let me know, so I can ping our recruiters.

@BrE_ZyS Hi! We don’t know each other but I worked with a lot of your Wonderstorm colleagues at Naughty Dog in the past. My company @ThatsNoMoonEnt is hiring, and we have a number of designer roles open. Please ping me if you’re interested! thatsnomoon.com/careers

One of the best things I’ve ever bought is an EightSleep. It’s basically a network of thin water pipes that wrap around your mattress and heat or cool it as you want. Makes sleep so much better. And here’s $500ish off your own! Buy it now! refer.eight.sl/z82gfeph

@rawksaur Please send talented people my way. Thatsnomoon.com/careers