sawyerrr

Buff buff buff buff buff

@Njoork 😏

@maximumslayage Big ole glasses

How my sleep paralysis demon finds me

@shhoyoh Boom clap

@maximumslayage can you translate the caption to onomatopoeias

Was so anxious before bed I had a sleep paralysis fit and I woke up feeling like I got hit by a bus

I miss the green sprite bottle like a mf

@chi_urbanist Garden of Eden 😍

The Lakeview Botanic Garden

@ethxooo Umm

they’re doing this to @maximumslayage tomorrow

@JDabknee Lolll

@fckingeatme You are insufferable 🫠

@maximumslayage You’re hot but no one gives a fuck about that fattie

Yall are so mean to that gay boy

girl im bored lets be a gay guy and be kind

@JDabknee 👎👎👎

Zara Larsson has generated TWO homosexual concert outfit discourses despite having 0 monthly listeners. Incredible impact.

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

I hate crutches I miss jaywalking

@fourlokokingg Yes you are a trailblazer

@maximumslayage it’s hard work but someone gotta do it..

I really appreciate someone who is dedicated to their Instagram stories

Slayyyyter is such a beautiful woman wow

This song ugh

@maximumslayage We’re supposed to

Insomniac asf rn listening to Sade in my bed but I’ve having a good time about it